Man, you have to really get off the beaten path to see signs like that in California. Does it make me a bad person that I sort of miss them?

I thought we were all cool with hyperbole and over-generalization around these parts. I’m willing to admit when I’m wrong.

Man, I grew up in Dayton. I’m kind of pleased that anyone who can form a complete sentence would say it is a better place than any city at all. But you’re also wrong. It’s better than Gary, but Baghdad is probably better than Gary. I’m still pleased in your wrongness.

Gawd, this thread reminds me why I prefer the NFL. College football fans can take about zero jokes.

I graduated over a decade ago, after living in Ohio for 10 years. My husband turns 40 this year. My comments have nothing to do with our recent success.

Full disclosure, I might be part of the problem as I tend to do that....

I was in Cincinnati last summer for a wedding. If you’re into gentrification, small parts are sort of alright now. So, there’s that.

I had great times in Columbus, don’t get me wrong. But I’ve had job recruiters try to temp me to move back. There I could afford almost any house I could want, would be much closer to my family just as I contemplate starting my own, would be able to plug in to a great friend group that is still close 7 years later.…

My husband and I are both Ohio State grads. The worst part about being fans is our fellow fans. I have a lot of family in Alabama, and I’m still convinced Ohio State fans are the worst. The best part is that we moved to California immediately after I got my undergrad degree (for free, thanks Ohio!). Go Bucks, but…

American hero.

I’m a principled hater. I hate them in the way that any warm-blooded fan would after losing a game to them on a terrible call and then missing out on the Superbowl after losing to them in an embarrassing collapse. I wouldn’t mind an opportunity to dick punch Pete Carroll. But they are just a team that beat my team.…

I’ve been in the market for surround sound, and you’ve just pushed me over the edge to buy it in the next week. Joe Buck frequently broadcasts Packers games so you understand my motivation. Thank you.

Among the best things I inherited from my father was a deep hatred of the Cowboys. We’re Packers fans, and we have good rivalries. But rivalries require some respect for the opponent, and I can even muster tiny bit for Minnesota (even writing that is hard). All I feel for Dallas is all-consuming contempt as a symbol…

Totally. I like to compile a list of shit that will still be funny when I’m an old lady in a nursing home being cared for by robots instead of my ungrateful hypothetical future children. This is a top 10 topic.

My husband often picks up an inexpensive bunch at the grocery store on a random day. I’m not really into romantic gestures, but I’m a sucker for even cheap flowers that are a surprise.

No doctor could legally prevent him from getting plastic surgery, but that doesn’t mean they needed to participate personally. The underlying oath of the physician is to first do no harm. Surgery always carries risk of death and there was more than a little evidence to think that the desire for surgery was not healthy.

No internet sarcasm here, thank you. Very interesting.

Heh. Though they aren’t mutually exclusive.

I’m from Ohio, and you’re exactly right. I could never put my finger on what exactly made Meijers better than Walmart.

You’re probably not wrong and eew.