officially confirming that Musgraves’ third album was on the way.

Not that I think this movie will be anything other than horrible, but...Guardians of the Galaxy. Any time someone asks why a studio thinks a comic character no one cares about might catch on, that’s the answer.

lol I saw one of those recently where the woman was like “it’s so much better to wake up before your kids, this is what I do before my kids wake up,” and she showed herself getting dressed (in leggings and crop top, natch), eating breakfast (plain yogurt and fruit, obvs), working out (on her peloton, of course), then…

Third album, or sixth album? Might want to check that.

it’s just a funny combination of words to take seriously. there’s nothing more to get. it’s a dumb line that stood out.

It’s still bizarre as hell to make a giant expensive movie about comic book characters that no one has ever given the tiniest shit about.

“What’s going to happen if you do something brave?”

I just hope Madame Web is fun-bad, like Venom, and not bad-bad, like Morbius. 

Nepo Truce

This movie is going to be utterly bonkers, as the two or three people who see it will report to us.

They don’t even need to be trolled. They are begging people to make them so they can keep cashing checks from Marvel. It’s like buying things you don’t want because you get frequent flier miles for them.

This is the fourth of these movies, the first three were bad, and all of them have been made for the sole reason of Sony holding onto some rights over a character that can’t appear in them, but makes them money when someone else makes movies with him.

Agreed - they’re ripping out the dumbest part of Animal Kingdom to make it (partly) Encanto-themed instead, so they clearly view the movie as a success.  

Encanto & Moana were both in the top-10 most-streamed films of 2023.

Let’s not forget this has happened before, to an extent, with Toy Story 2, they cranked that thing out in nine months after pivoting from DTV.

I wish this hadn’t dropped all at once so it could be getting weekly reviews. Their “secret agency” isn’t running a very good operation.

Kris is a real one.

Watch the Sinead O’Connor documentary. That scene where Kris Kristofferson goes out to physically defend and support her while she’s trying to stand in front of the crowd for a show is exemplary of how much of a goddamn hero this dude is.

Gonna play some Chicks tracks and a few Kris Kristofferson tunes today. 

There was a time when I was serving in Afghanistan where I dreamed about being kidnapped by the Taliban and being allowed to record a message: “Hey Toby Keith! Come and save me you chickenshit motherfucker!!"  God, how I loath red neck bravado.