“They’re going to milk it for all its worth. ... Also, all of these sound great.”

Given that his cars keep killing their owners, complaining about someone else’s AI is a bold stance to take.

He and his moron sycophants are talking about Tesla phone on Twitter right now.

Yes, we definitely need a tarnishing stainless steel phone that will spontaneously catch fire in users’ pockets. Go for it, Elon.

That beats the leading alternative, “the last age.”

Kids love Grindr!

Does Siri have to use Apple’s embarrassingly bad podcast app, though?

Fewer things reinforce Steve Jobs being dead than how terrible that app has been. Instead of adding the features regular podcast listeners want, Apple added ... monetization.

Mostly. A feminist movie at the time, it’s actually a little more conservative than mainstream society is today, but not to a “all you female graduates must really be excited to be having babies some day” degree.

And if the parents said, “No, you can’t take away our precious child,” the Jedi would even do some techno-magic thing to suppress the child’s connection to the Force.

A “marathon” of two mini-episodes?

I saw this in theaters when there was just nothing else available when I wanted to get in out of the summer heat.

Even at the time, it seemed like a hallucination.

Well, in this case, for sure.

HAVE CATHERINE THE GREAT FIGHT THE PREDATOR, YOU COWARDS.

the presence of both continents and oceans, along with long-term plate tectonics, is critical for the emergence of advanced civilizations

Because he doesn’t expect a lot of people to have heard about or care about the movie otherwise.

Multiple PotU movies sounds fine to me. The franchise isn’t called “The Adventure of Captain Jack Sparrow.” There’s lots of stories to be told in the setting.

This could be good if it’s just an upgrade to Siri, which I find myself using while driving more and more these days and always bumping up against features that it’s supposed to be able to do (for instance, you can access your health data via Siri now, except no one apparently told Siri, even after I made sure to…

Because when they came out, they were vastly better than the available alternatives. They haven’t progressed since, but they haven’t needed to, so long as no other real rivals were allowed to emerge and thrive.

If you think that a corporation views “loyal users” as anything other than “will take all of our abuse” at this late date, I don’t know what to tell you, man.

Given the amount of gross behavior that Stone has definitely been the target of by powerful Hollywood figures, especially early in her career, it’s disappointing to see her on this list, especially with what appears to be a victim-blaming take.

In-N-Out milkshakes are an interesting choice.