If they just want to finish it, they can write it up as a novel.

Oh, man, he was by far the best part of everything he was in and seemed destined for a great career.

No, it’s really that they had a redheaded animatronic who was being sold into sexual slavery for the first few decades of a ride that’s nominally for kids.

They modestly changed her dress and dialogue but kept her recognizably the same redhead to change up their story. If she had started off as a blonde or a brunette…

I’m not sure how blatant it is. Redd is just now a pirate running the auction of now non-human goods, rather than a woman being sold off by pirates, as previously.

Bonny is certainly the most famous female Caribbean pirate, but other than a gender and profession, I’m not sure how much they have in common. At the…

It feels unnecessary to spoil the one element of suspense in this show with your headline.

Tim Powers got paid handsomely for it and now someone else can in theory get the rights to it and actually make a film (or miniseries) out of it and no one will be upset that it’s the same story as a PotC movie.

What a weird decision to not wait for Margot Robbie — who is much busier than anyone else mentioned in this article and probably who Bruckheimer is grumping about — who’s one of the biggest stars in the world and who has shown she can help make projects everyone’s skeptical about into hits is a super-weird one.

To be fair, we’ve all hate-tweeted about the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Maybe, but that period saw a lot of the future fast food giants literally stealing each other’s recipes. See Glenn Bell giving up his San Bernardino hamburger stand because he was losing to the Mitla Cafe’s tacos, getting a job there, and stealing their recipes as the basis for Taco Bell.

The Mexican food is where it’s at with Baker’s, particularly the pollo asado burrito and the shredded beef burrito, which they’ve recently turned into a seasonal menu item. Their milk shakes are also excellent and they almost always have a good seasonal flavor. Their fries, as noted, are also excellent.

Their burgers…

2020: Wearing a mask is a choice! You can wear a mask if you like; but you can’t make me wear one.

2024: I cannot be forced to sit next to someone wearing a mask! You wearing a mask is an attack on me!

Has Spike Lee had anything to say about this film? I cannot imagine him to not have an opinion on it.

Just not the White House, please.

Hi, Jimmy!

Leslie Bibb is always the MVP of whatever she’s in. I don’t know if she’s bad at picking scripts or bad at picking agents, but she should be a much bigger star than she is.

Very in keeping with Burton’s most recent “gotta pay the mortgage somehow” work.

This just feels so ... unnecessary.

How much time would it have taken to get one of the artists already hired for the production to do this? Or, if not them, any of the artists on Etsy and elsewhere on the web who already sell this sort of work? Toss them a few bones and you could have something with this aesthetic,…

Well, it did inspire some of my best slashfic.

Here, he leans into an idea long theorized by Alien fans: What if there were a lot of Facehuggers?

Man, the pure rage she conveys in this is really impressive and not something I’d seen from her before. I’m in.