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Looking forward to the 2029 article arguing that “Rise of Skywalker — not actually that bad!”

None of this was really a thing when the drow were first introduced, other than them being evil and matriarchal. The weird sex shit all started with Ed Greenwood’s novels and various writers in Dragon magazine getting overheated thinking about all the possibilities (the twin murder orgasm thing came from a magazine

Taking away the high contrast on the weather app, which now typically puts white text on bright blue for me in California, I’m sure looked great on someone’s full-screen monitor during the middle of the workday, but as the first thing my watch shows me when I wake up, it’s a hell of a lot harder to parse at 6 a.m.

The anonymous cheese mailings is brilliant, Stephen.

But before you do this, make sure you’re not defaming anyone. Libel is serious. On the other hand, a person is allowed to share their opinions—so tread carefully.

If you’ve ever wondered how it felt to log on to the internet in the early ‘80s

He was singing a notoriously difficult song in front of thousands live and more on television and he gave it his best shot. Nothing to complain about.

People who attend live sports games hear worse renditions all the time.

Exactly. She’s running with winning the genetic lottery and apparently investing massive amounts of money in real estate. When the ride ends, she will be an incredibly wealthy woman who got their by not squandering her opportunities.

If she had won the genetic lottery and expressed that by being a star athlete while

Even the trees were a mistake. We should never have left the oceans.

More importantly, why is he walking around happily, like no one made his penis explode? Did it grow back? These are the issues we should be tackling here.

They’re just setting up the McGuffin and secondary villain for the final season of The Boys. There’s now a superweapon that can kill all the supes on Earth (assuming they use it on someone like A-Train, who will spread the infection all over) and Neumann has it.

They could honestly put this plot back on the shelf for

The video on The Hollywood Reporter site is extremely janky and keeps locking up my browser.

It’s also on Hasan Minhaj’s YouTube page, in higher resolution, with captions, etc. I recommend going that route if you want to watch it.

Some of his arguments seem just as uninformed about the journalistic process as Malone

It’s a clash of expectations. The stand-up comedian thinks he should be playing by comedy rules. The journalist thinks he should be playing by journalism rules.

Yeah, Clare Malone is not exactly an unknown quantity here. She’s a good reporter with a solid reputation based on her past work.

You can’t be a news anchor and a storyteller, period.

It’s in a mug. You can put your java anywhere you want, relative to Krakatoa.

This is an impressive amount of words for a clearly atypical experience.

I cannot imagine how the initial phone calls to folks who stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6 went.

“Yes, her last name is Pelosi. Yes, that’s her mom.”

It had to have been pretty intense for her to walk into those homes as well.

However, for anyone who came of TV-watching age in the ‘90s, seeing Moonlighting has been an exercise in futility.

“Whatever you are thinking about,” he and Larry David “have also been thinking about it.”