I cannot imagine how the initial phone calls to folks who stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6 went.

“Yes, her last name is Pelosi. Yes, that’s her mom.”

It had to have been pretty intense for her to walk into those homes as well.

However, for anyone who came of TV-watching age in the ‘90s, seeing Moonlighting has been an exercise in futility.

“Whatever you are thinking about,” he and Larry David “have also been thinking about it.”

I just hope they finally admit that Jerry and everyone were in Purgatory all along.

Do they address why he’s not drinking at Cheers?

A Variety insider denied the accusations, claiming the pair got along and Momoa was never drunk on set, and never meant to dress like Depp (“He has always dressed in that bohemian style”).

Please just ask Scorcese about the projects he’s promoting. It’s not his job to weigh in on every stupid thing going on in the movie industry.

Part of me likes character details that don’t “go” anywhere and just form part of the fabric of a characterization. I think the geode thing fits that perfectly. The shoplifting is harder to wave away given the thematic criminal connection and her marriage to a cop.

I would put the shoplifting and geode-collecting way above the machine gun, Vince. The machine gun actually advanced the plot.

Satan: “Ugh, this fucking guy? Can we, I don’t know, send him back for a few more years?”

the lawsuit now alleges that he was actually fired, at least in part over his behavior on social media

No one was trying to kill Charles. The murderer did, in fact, what to kill Sazz.

It’s a building that takes up an entire NYC block. This is not an ordinary sized apartment building as the rest of the world knows it.

The real-life building they use for exteriors, the Belnord, originally had 175 apartments -- of up to 14 rooms each.

Discovery+, lol

Please, please, please let this be another culture war issue. I want to see everyone on OANN crying and discussing their penises. I want Donald Trump to feel compelled to discuss penises on the campaign trail. I want Kevin McCarthy to publicly waffle regarding whether cut or uncut penises are better.

As opposed to all the other sure fire ways it’s got going for it?

Left out of this story: Pink starts every show with circumcising a dozen babies.

This was the first I heard about the Hassan Minhaj kerfuffle, which was disappointing.

I don’t think it should be a career killer — Louis C.K. has proved the bar is a lot, lot higher for that — but it makes sense that it’s going to be disqualifying for hosting the Daily Show, at least this time around.

He said he was racially profiled

The Heather McMahan link is broken.