None of those character trait are in the script. They wanted a naturalistic performance, so they said to Mel, “Just be yourself.”

Barsanti is a white guy reviewing pop culture. He’s got no choice but to lean hard into performative wokeness.

But it averages out, because most people also absolutely don’t have Peacock or give a shit about a John Wick side project involving nobody from John Wick.

For someone who hates Mel Gibson, this review is obsessed with saying his name as much as possible

Len Wiseman (of all people)

It was probably the first time that people were called sexists for not liking a movie.
People are more pissed about that than at the movie itself.

Insulting people because they don’t like your movie is a dumb strategy.

What area are you in? This advice feels extremely regional, especially given the ongoing heatwaves in much of the US.

We all like looking at your girlfriend’s backside, but mirrors on the ceiling are still a bad idea.

Whoever made this guy a multimillionaire, fuck you.

Won’t someone please think of the producers morosely looking out over the Pacific in their Malibu mansions?

What accounts for country music’s chart dominance? It doesn’t seem accurate to say that today’s country artists are better than ever before, nor that the top songs are stronger than ever. (“Try That In A Small Town” and “Rich Men North Of Richmond” certainly aren’t the genre’s best examples of songwriting, and…

Yeah, it’s hard to imagine Disney saying no to a project Robbie had committed to.

It would have been interesting if he’d sung about all of the workers who made all of that touristy luxury possible.

the strange, but undeniable, cultural resurgence surrounding former USA legal drama Suits this summer

You have to suction cup it to your forehead for that.

I desperately wish these idiots would actually talk to their doctors about what puberty blockers are used 99% of the time, especially if they pretend to care about the welfare of children.

some plum IP like Charlie’s Angels

until they make it personal by walking up to me and giving me no option but to see it

Holy crap, David Duchovny’s love interest is actually age appropriate?

This feels an awful lot like you trying to convince yourself that everyone else is also a piece of shit.