She’s saying you’re a giant dork.

Thank you for going after the second ever Academy Award results in 2023. True service journalism.

Barry is Bad Decision Theater.

Please, please, please, let him get Fuches.

The rest can all end in blood and horror, but let him take Fuches out along the way.

Oh god, are these both going to be Rebel Galaxy spin-offs now?

I’m not sure a Florida without a consistent electrical grid -- and thus air conditioning -- would be much of a treat for anyone other than cordyceps.

Who is giving turtles orthodontia? Where do you go to school for that?

Given what goes on in the steakhouse, I suspect it’s on the edge of town. And given how everyone was looking at David, I don’t think it was as much of a secret of what was happening there as he believed. I can easily imagine no one was in a rush to help out him and his lieutenant.

We think David is being gentle and fatherly with Ellie because he’s a man of god and doesn’t want to harm anyone.

Diana Rigg was already a huge star destined for great things after the Avengers. I’m not sure how much James Bond impacted her.

“Florida has great weather” is a less compelling argument all the time.

And yes, 36 states have term limits for governors, and yes, in theory, any state could elect a DeSantis, but in practice, most don’t and many more it’s safe to say won’t do so in the foreseeable future. It’s not hard to pick a state where the…

No, but they can stop expanding Disneyworld and just focus on California. And there have always been other states jumping up and down, desperate to have a Disney park there.

Honestly, if I were any sort of major corporation, I’d be very skeptical of doing business in a state where the governor is openly retaliating…

Ron DeSantis is extremely comfortable running his state into the ocean if it gets him 5% more support among presidential primary voters.

Politically retaliating at employers who disagree with him in public is going to have a long-term impact on who comes to Florida and who expands there, but by the time economists can…

The Fosters are nepo babies by way of Grammy award-winning musician and producer David Foster.

Although Kotb hasn’t spoken publicly about the family medical situation she’s navigating, she has been posting an assortment of vaguely resolute quotables via Instagram—most recently, she shared the words “Choose hope” on Monday.

Given how well the Star Wars prequels turned out, my mind is now at ease.

Middle-earth is based on England and the greater United Kingdom. Maybe try making the movie there? Just a thought.

Bad actors can trick network carriers into transferring your phone number to their SIM card, in an attack known as SIM swapping, or pay another company to reroute your text messages to their number. In either scenario, they’ll receive your SMS 2FA codes, and will be able to break into your accounts without issue.

Long John Silver’s is vastly better than, say, Arby’s, which I’m convinced is some sort of front for money laundering.

Naturally, Arby’s will out live Long John Silver’s. Who will give pirate hats to their youngest customers when Long John Silver’s is gone?

A star-packed cast! And also David Schwimmer.