Settle down, Tim Cook.

I prefer to wait for the traditional sign that my kids are gifted: giant Sentinel robots show up and destroy the neighborhood.

Apple+ has very, very few bad shows. At half the cost of Hulu, Paramount+ or Peacock, it’s definitely a much better bargain than any of those, unless you’re a Star Trek superfan.

After eight hours in a smokehouse, I’d expect to see some evidence of a smoke ring. Sorry, Arby’s, I’m calling bullshit.

I’d like her to say it’s a good movie. Sigourney doesn’t need to work to pay the bills or for anything other than because she wants to do the project, so she’s freer than most to tell the truth.

If she says it’s good, without any hedging, I’ll feel a lot better about Avatar: The Way of Cameron Really Wanted This to Be…

Was the story deemed too slight to support six hours of TV storytelling?

Bros joins a long line of queer romantic comedies

I think everyone at the cast has gotten more expensive and busier since the third movie. The longer they wait, the harder it’ll be to get them, unless they wait decades and everyone’s careers are in decline.

a climax that turns on vampiric seduction

Young protagonist Kevin will be played by Kal-El Tuck.

Also, it turns out the federal government isn’t the only government whose jurisdiction you’re living within in the United States. Each state has their own public records law and rules, and they vary wildly (amazingly, Florida, of all places, has the most user-friendly and powerful public records law — the origin of…

That’s because your grass is being grown in a wildly artificial environment, requiring a ton of time and money to damage the ecosystem for the benefit of, I guess, pleasing shitty neighbors.

Break the chain.

You have to do it

The Aliens director cut retroactively makes me like Aliens less, which is a hell of a trick for Cameron to pull off.

Sometimes, the studio is right about holding a director’s feet to the fire.

Yeah, my nine year old noped out early on, when it became clear how scary the kid abduction stuff was. I can’t imagine a lot of kids were still around to see the laser bunny at the end.

Please replace the Carl’s Jr. near me with a Checker’s, so there will be at least a few things worth eating there.

I hate that I’m defending Lucas here, but I kinda feel like that was intentional, to mimic some of the material that inspired it.

I get that some folks wanted Gorr to be more hardcore (GORR, WIELDER OF THE NIGHTBLADE, RAAAAWR), but this is a movie that ends with Thor magically empowering a bunch of cute kids to fight monsters by, among other things, firing laser beams out of their stuffed animals.

It was never going to be rated R, Christian.

There are more cast changes coming, too, so we probably haven’t seen the last of the time jumps on this show.

Vhagar is the first sentient on this show to actually show something like a positive emotion.