... what?

I gotta ask, like how hard is it to fit reading a comic into your life? I could read the last two years of X-Men comics in 30 minutes or less. I’m guesstimating here; I’ve never timed it because the time spent reading it is insignificant.

So, the guide to catching up on the X-Men is “read these 100 comics?”

Uh, that’s what’s keeping me on the sidelines as-is.

This feels like a scam by Morosini to be able to kiss Oswalt.

Rob Zombie is apparently shooting made for TV movies now. Huh.

I’ve never testified before Congress, but I cannot imagine thinking “yeah, a jean jacket and band t-shirt, that’s the way to go here.”

Everyone else, who doesn’t give a shit, is happy to enjoy these movies for what they are and not get so pissed off that they’re not getting a continuous five-year-long orgasm.

The most important thing is that Darcy is the Phase 1 MCU character we need to see more of.

Hey, the first movie had one decent joke about how to pronounce “Mjolnir!”

If history has told us anything, Peter definitely needs a deep bench of potential girlfriends.

I had access to cable last month for the first time in years and it was astonishing that people are paying for a service that seems to mostly be about delivering Friends and Office reruns, home renovation shows and Food Network contest shows now.

What part of that sounds like perfectly normal “we’re planning to take the network in another direction”?

And ironically, that’s not even how the largest segment of the audience — MCU fans — knows the Spider-Man franchise nowadays. If anything, if Marvel Comics wants to cling to what the audience knows, MJ needs to be Black and Aunt May needs to be young and sexy.

Marvel is servicing an audience that’s been grossly…

TBS, for its part, offered no explanation or reasoning behind the sudden cancelation. However, TBS’s statement does explain that canceling Chad before audiences could see the thing is merely a part of how Warner Bros. Discovery “assess content and implement a new strategy for our network.”

“I don’t want to do things in the clearly superior way Otto did” is classic Quesada rebooting Spider-Man to something someone from the 1970s would recognize.

Yeah, no. It stops being pizza when pineapple is put on.

I used to work for Pizza Hut and we had drums of their “vegetable” oil, but that crap was used on everything, in horrifying quantities. I cannot imagine why a pizza place -- even a modern artisanal one -- would want that much salt.

They’re also high school freshmen. Their parents have been throwing pepperoni, cheese and occasionally all-veggie pizzas in front of them their whole lives. I suspect there are plenty of freshmen in 2022 who’ve never encountered a Hawaiian pizza and even more who would freak out at being asked to try one.

No way the…

This is where the Stranger Things version of 1980s life might be just a touch inaccurate. The history of Hawaiian pizza is quite a bit older than any of the kids in Hawkins.