Sounds like Jonah's not just bad, he's ...REALLY BAD.

Everyday I wonder if famous people on the internet know that it’s possible to simply be quiet. 

What, is he funny or something?

it was basically the reason anyone my age started collecting comics. i started with the death of superman, ended with the spider-man clone saga.

Yes, Him. And his partner, Her ;)

All kidding aside, Starlin’s original run is a trip, and some of his best work.

Seriously. I have two kids and watch tons of things on the brightly colored spectrum that hit just fine.

But SMB was just plain boring. Maybe 1 or 2 funny jokes and the rest is just a slog story in a Nintendo wrapper. Not a thing charming or fun about it.

Oh I saw it last night. And it was underwhelming. There’s a reason that Disney/Pixar movies are multilayered enough to keep grownups entertained and engaged in the story. I think the reason is to make tons of money from multiple viewings.

The Mario movie is a nonstop conga line of references to video games that came out decades ago. It brings back the “Mario is from Brooklyn” origin which hasn’t been canon since 1995 but which is popular among anyone who grew up watching the 1989 Mario cartoon series. At one point they do the DK Rap for no reason.

Eh, superheroes are still doing fine. Like, yeah, Ant-Man 3 and Shazam! 2 weren’t exactly big hits, but… I mean, Shazam! 2 was never going to gross even half a billion dollars. If you actually look at the well-recieved superhero movies from last year - The Batman, Black Panther 2, Doctor Strange 2 - they all made…

In what way is he the problem?

I think your latter point is the biggest one. It was another open-world game with crafting and basic sidequests and things to climb but not to marvel at, and coming out (for the second time) against a competing open-world game that managed to break through that fatigue with better execution just wasn’t lucky.

they’re pretty far down the list of “dangers to the world.”

hey everyone, look! They have a PHD!!!

This is not a controversy. Pfizer is a company that has been repeatedly sued for all kinds of putting profits over people. Leftists should not object to people being suspicious of Pfizer. I don’t think it makes any sense, even on the vaccine front, to just assume Pfizer would behave honorably, and based on this…

By this logic, you like and support Zachary Levi!

Some of this sounds like extremely online people drawing conclusions based on out-of-context statements, but I can’t respect anyone who willingly follows Jordan Peterson. He’s not a “deep thinker,” he’s a crybaby.

I too love watching movies about white people being sad. Peak cinema, peak art, the movies where the white people are sad about stuff. It’s even more art if it’s also about Hollywood or writing.

The only people who get that mad about positive reviews for art they haven't seen are people who think their taste in art is a personality.

Adults put very little stock into other adults telling them what is appropriate entertainment for adults. I pay my mortage, I can watch exactly as many blue cat people movies as I want.

I generally wait for movies on streaming, don’t mind watching on my phone, and HATE movies in 3D, but if there’s one movie I’m gonna see in the most immersive theater experience possible, you bet your ass it’s gonna be Avatar.