Oh Dennis Miller just you wait til I learn how to be a comedian and then I will make some jokes about you and see how you like it!!!!!!

Can we get a statue of this guy outside the NYSE?

Few things give me less hope for the future of democracy than the fucking Splinter commentariat, and that includes the MAGA chuds. At least I know where I stand with those dipshits.

Holy shit that’s good kinja.

Oh my god it’s a contrarian. On the internet of all places! We are all truly humbled by your bravery.

Seems like you’re angry about something else, friend. You realize you can just continue to not buy dvd’s, right?

Silvio DiSalvatore would like to remind you of The Black Cougar:

I don’t want to reply to this person, but what’s this about Shaun King being a misogynist? It’s the first I’ve heard of it.

I spent a summer in NYC back in ‘07, working part time and interning part time at a museum. At the time I thought that was going to be my career, I was an Art History undergrad and I still love talking about art. But then I went through some similar realizations as you did.

Same here, I love cooking (well I actually love eating, but cooking gets me there). Meanwhile anything more complex than a box of macaroni and cheese and my fiance is helpless.

Yeah, that’s well said and reasoned.

A very funny and smart comedian whose work I recommend highly!

Excuse me but I will be a cynical douche right here on a gawker blog comment section where god intended.

And the left doesn’t have a monopoly on condescending jackasses who think they are so logical and reasonable. But we do have Dikt1!

I don’t want to be the “repeats the same point” commenter, but Dr. Killinger has it exactly right. 

So you think the diplomatic goals of the US are actually worthy of support?

Not at all surprised that W. Kamau Bell had the correct response:

“Are You There God It’s Me Joaquin”