“When Michelle and I came into office....”

THANK YOU! I thought I was losing my mind when I was reading this and then NO ONE in the comments made any mention of how casually she just appropriates being “Jew-ish”? (Nice joke by the way, learn that one at schul?) I mean, your dad took a Yiddish class in college so he could bone Jewish girls? Great! Your father’s…

Did anyone else notice this woman seems to be causally implying that she had relationships with two separate married men, and also just completely misappropriated Jewish culture?

Honestly, who the fuck expects to build a life with a farm owning mime who takes himself seriously, beats dogs and has jealousy and anger issues? Are you insane?

I get what she was trying to do, but I didn’t really get a comedy vibe from it. More of a stream of consciousness, cerebral, performance art kind of thing. There’s nothing wrong with that, but I enjoy comedy that makes an effort in trying to get you to laugh. There are people who straddle both lines very well (like…

This is rape.

“That’s the reason this buff Negroid Amazon keeps dominating this classic sport, white people. Don’t worry. Normal cute white athletes would be killing it out there if they decided to become the double-muscled clydesdale that this black chick is, but we have smart trainers who made sure they stay small and fuckable.…

My God, that transcript. ‘I ordered you to have a healthy relationship with your father’. THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS. THAT’S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS.

I would not want to be asked about the Middle East all the time either. Speaking in public on that is like playing Russian roulette.

Elizabeth Smart is a woman of unthinkable courage and strength. She has chosen the most noble path possible. Her activism for children who have been raped and sexually abused has no doubt saved countless lives and helped to begin the process of mending damaged souls. She is doing the single most important thing to end…

You might consider adding some avocados.

Yes! Wtf! I am a white woman and I should be reminded every goddamned day about this. Because otherwise I have the luxury of living my life pretending there isn’t a problem.

Unpopular opinion: I love Paris Hilton and she is living her best life. Girlfriend gets it and has been riding that train since the early 2000s.

Jeez, my heart nearly broke watching her cry at the end. I’m glad her girlfriends were there for her.

ooh! Ooh! My mom’s family is from S. Florida, so “family vacation” always meant “visit Gramma and Grampa in Ft. Lauderdale. Cool. It has a beach! My grandparents live like, on the damn beach so my brother and I would jump out of the car, throw on a swim suit and run head long into the water on a semi public-ish beach…

I had a GRAND vision for my senior portraits. I was really into Judy Garland and attempted to recreate her ‘Get Happy’ look from Summer Stock. I just KNEW that this photo was going to be pure artistic expression...

sorry Jia girl agree to disagree because this shirt is amazing and you are spilling your haterade right down the front of it

When I was interviewing for my current job the union rep busted out a sheet telling me how much everyone in my department makes. Thus when they made their offer I didn’t even think about negotiating. I really think that kind of transparency should be possible in every work place, and it has really worked for me and my…

What does this mean that it’s “Hillary’s time now”? Seriously, no one is owed the presidency. I will hold my nose and vote for her, but I don’t think people have blinders on about her, and she’s going to be a huge disappointment.