“Why is this night more miserable than all other nights?”

Yes.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

I like to think he waited patiently for that tweet. He knew it was coming and he sat there waiting for it. It was glorious.

I’m with the librarian about Point #2. You can’t expect a library to get rid of all the children’s books with subtle sexist messages. Even if the library just got rid of all the books with OVERT sexist messages, it wouldn’t carry any European fairy tales. (Except Hansel and Gretel. Gretel’s a badass.) I think the…

Every time a member at my church goes in for surgery or a medical treatment, the first thing we do is pray for the hands of the doctor, nurses and medical staff. Miracles are worked through their hands, denying the miraculousness of modern medicine is ludacris.

I was interviewed for this show- a friend of mine and I found out that we were actually half sisters (my mom had given her up for adoption, I knew about it but not who, years and years later friend and I have a random conversation and oh look at that, my mysterious half sis is my friend, who I met in my 30's). We…

As a woman that is also married to a fucking moron I suggest Kim embrace the ideas that she isn’t responsible for anybody’s actions but her own and that what other people think about her is none of her business. I mean, she won’t but I’ve put it out there.

Ha!

Those fucking teachers are in a shit load of trouble.

My grandfather, who just passed away this past Thanksgiving, had 12 children. Among his belongings that we sorted through was his list of names and birthdays he kept of his children. I miss that man.

“Freezing is a third fear response recognized in the field of psychology but, for some reason, missing from public discourse. Someone tries to put a hand on me; I’m uncomfortable, but I can’t move or speak. “No” is not clear.” http://ladyclever.com/culture/freezi…

I thought this was common sense, too. What kind of goddamn filthy animal just chomps down on it? The same kind that allows food to touch on their plate, that’s who.

Those weren’t photoshopped. They’re from an alternate timeline. In that timeline Martha Stewart had lots of tattoos and instead of designing home interiors, designed classy motorcycles.

I came here to say that; she was soooo good on that show.

Yes!! I loved this show so bad and wished they would've gone just one more season! The family had such good chemistry together, I just wanted to join their dysfunction and be friends with Charmaine.

The cake-sitting will never be forgotten.

I’m just gonna take this opportunity to remind everyone to watch “United States of Tara.” So, so good. So much excellent Brie Larson-ing.

Yeah, I was in the “creepy” camp too, for whatever reason. If this person is now your spouse, and they told you this story and put the right spin on it, it could become just another part of your relationship’s origin story; but as it stands now, with limited context about the relationship and everything, it does seem…