Oh man. This makes me laugh. This is what it's like to be in a grad program for the humanities. All the "well, actually, I'm not sexist, at all, I'm the least sexist person of all. Let me tell you about all of the male authors who are superior to every female author you mention though while perusing my woman-less…
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Yeah, since when is there an expiration date on reading classics? Everyone has huge gaps in their knowledge. I didn't read To Kill a Mockingbird or The Metamorphosis until well after high school. I majored in English and I still haven't read Moby Dick, Madame Bovary, Richard III, and like a million more things that…
It's actually crazy, because I have insanely long and curly eyelashes. When I do wear mascara, my eyelashes look uhMAHHHHzing and I often get asked if I'm wearing extensions or fakes (this is not a backdoor brag, it is a billboard in time square brag get fucking at me) but when I don't wear mascara I might as well…
I'm sorry Kate, did we watch the same television show? Ross was a jealous, pretentious, insufferable dick. His relationship with Marcel was the healthiest he ever had on the show. I imagine an alternative episode where Marcel tears Ross's eyes out and feasts on his empty soul. In summation, #teamchandler!
It's not Khindergyrtyn that she's starting?
She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...
Oh my god, seriously. Just because she also hates Iggy Azalea doesn't mean she's awesome. The enemy of my enemy is sometimes still just a huge fucking douchebag.
I formally nominate 'brew-do. As in a Hebrew hairdo.
My Facebook feed is full of excited friends posting about this but icy fear shoots through me and roils in my stomach every time I think about my expectations being confronted by the reality of this book.
That smile is used to best effect as Jacob, tho
i personally don't have very high standards for humor — or, i have juvenile standards for humor that accommodate contemptuousness and lots of south park — but i just genuinely do not understand how one single person could read this and think it was funny or clever, let alone ready for the new yorker
Smiling or not, that face is just adorable.
We can; would you fuck them?
That's not what they said though. They said they ultimately returned it because "Jehovah sees everything." That sounds less like "What would Jesus do?" and more like "What will Jesus do to me for stealing?"
This is one of those things that if she were my daughter I would sit her down for a serious discussion. Forget the drug talk, have the "booty movement" talk.
"Oh honey." was created for this kind of comment.
I just can't understand a Christian whose knowledge and view of their religion is so off-kilter that they think it was OK for Jesus to invite a prostitute to have dinner with him but that it is NOT OK for you to even sell a gay person a fucking cake.
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