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Like, 13 years ago, I got arrested for "borrowing" an RV that was for sale in my neighbors yard. He had left the keys in the ignition. My pal and I (totally sober btw) decided to take it for a spin around the block. When we got back the cops were waiting for us. My neighbor didn't press charges. He actually kinda

Oh god

When I went to get coffee the morning after Halloween this year, the barista asked me if I was still dressed up. I was not. He said I looked like I was Nancy Drew. Not sure whether to be flattered or insulted.

So I told what I thought was the one story I had that was spooky story worthy. But then this happened over Christmas:

I can tell you're a white guy from this comment, bruh.

A real missed opportunity for a "Drunk in Louvre" headline.

I fucking hate this book- I have ever since I was a kid. Even my mom agreed that the part where the mother climbs through the son's window to rock him in his sleep is über creepy. Ugh.

There used o be this fabulous tumblr, What Claudia Wore that dissected all of Claudia Kishi's outfits. Unfortunately it hasn't been updated in like a year, but the awesomeness still exists.

Abby came in way later; she had a twin sister (Anna? Amanda? Something else with an A.) I felt so happy that I was finally getting repped as a Jew in the BSB; my joy was soon dashed when I realized Abby was a knock-off Kristy whose main character development was being stricken with asthma. I knew she would never

Duuude, what about the spin-off series California Diaries? Dawn and Maggie and Ducky and...I can't remember.

That store is in between my work and my apt so I walk by it a lot. It's in an old pharmacy that only closed a couple of years ago with really lovely architectural details. WP gets huge props from me because they renovated the space for their needs without stripping out the original fixtures.

The Daily Show has 4 female writers right now, more than any other late night show. They also have several female producers and staffers with feministy leanings.

I think she look great too, I would totally wear that, I love violently clashing. Also can we remember that she is only 14/15 and that everyone wore weird shit at at that age.

I love it! It's bold and bright. Some outfits are based on personality and I think she's pulling it off.

You'd think any school that forces its gay students to stay in the closet would be all about beards.

Addendum:

"she wouldn't work" = she can't take a rape joke.

The Carlton dance is hilarious but Alfonso Ribeiro was on Broadway in The Tap Dance Kid…