Mark's penis-washing choir:
Mark's penis-washing choir:
Good thing no one asked you.
No. We shouldn't censor ourselves out of a desire to pander to anti-choice idiots.
One example: The year I graduated was also the year he retired. GW usually has incredible graduation speakers. Last year was Kerry Washington. In 2010 it was Michelle Obama. Former presidents have done it. Madeleine Albright did it. But this pompous ass decided that our graduation should become his retirement party,…
Everyone prefers Logan over Duncan.
She's like the cool girl in high school who smokes cigarettes in the alley and makes out with guys who play guitar in their vans. But she would still be a loyal friend and would kick the ass of anyone who messes with you.
70 character limit on headlines, bro.
Ok, Jez, please change the headline to say:
Beyonce is wildly overrated.
He's a fiction writer.
I go by Roxane. I don't see that as a cheap move. Points are points and using an S to hook is just a way of creating space on the board to make points.
He went to the Kristen Stewart School for Smiling.
Color me surprised that all the boys are great genius artists and the one girl is a piece of art.
Ummmm...if I heard someone say that "abortion has become so easy," I'd probably pounce on their ass too. Easy for whom, exactly?
... and they kept the daughter. I'm going to be busy vomiting up my soul for the next few hours.
Literally everything about this story is the worst.
I thought his "It's like being in a thousand drops of heaven" line was even better than the "apparently"s. Laughed my ass off.
I am not the first person to say this: KK looks like a goat. Right down to the soulless devil eyes.
Seeing those kids take the girl's side at the end...if only these things turned out that way in real life.