My advice for number one: Just respond with "I guess I'm just not as insecure as you are."

Yep, yep, yep. I was thinking the same thing. I also said in another post that if she was bullied into it, she'd never admit it.

Okay well SOMEONE bullied Anna Wintour into it. She was throwing some serious shade for a while (Someone please find all the quotes. They are hilarious). It's hard to believe she just woke up in the morning and was like "OMG! Kim K is stunning and needs a cover." It seems more likely that the idea kept being pushed…

Person fits their body into a spot that's not really adequate person size?

Why didn't I learn this in sex ed???? :(

It really does. And the styling is spot on, too.

FIXED MANY BEAR APOLOGIES.

I'm guessing it's because she lives near MIT and the MIT researcher who developed it used her as a guinea pig, of sorts.

Where's the video? I want video. Then it will be raining on my face.

I might even watch DWTS if she will be on

it is for real and you have to also get drunk and give money to charity

Poor Bette Midler. She REALLY did not want to revisit that past and who can blame her. We all do dumb things in our youth.

Uncanny valley. These women are terrifying.

I probably see all parties involved in this on my commute every day. I'll keep an eye out for "The wacker version of Macklemore", but to be honest with you there are a LOT of guys in JP that fit that description.

I was so good at Meerca Chase

NEOPETS bless you, let's all go play Meerca Chase, then stake out the Money Tree.

Great job with that alarmist headline!

I would love to see more articles like this on Jezebel. Thank you.

We are Russian.

Dances were banned in my school district because too many kids were showing up drunk and having sex on the dance floor. This was back when we all had flip-phones.