I think the boyfriend throwing the bachelor party, but not being invited to the wedding, is a little strange. I've never heard of someone being involved in actual planning of those events not even being able to go to the wedding (I mean, that's a wedding-party-member responsibility, really) and I think it's a little…

I can see the appeal of leaving literary Easter eggs for readers, and I'd be the sort who'd go hunting for more if I stumbled onto one. The self-labelling though? Not so much. It's like giving yourself a nickname.

That's all I could think about. Who gets writing on their wedding cake?

Should it be legal for a baker who opposes gay marriage to write in icing on all the same-sex wedding cakes she bakes, "Marriage = One Man, One Woman" instead of "Mazel Tov Adam and Steve" or whatever?

Yeah, I think a little Botox and scraping the bump off my nose would totes improve my selfies.

Either this is satire, or this is the most laughably stupid comment I've ever received on these.

I just want to hang out with them all for a day. Yes, Jezzies. Even Lena. I am LOVING the female cast members on SNL right now.

My hero's help is needed.

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This isn't just random. She had an 87% chance of developing breast cancer and a 50% chance of developing ovarian cancer. After a discussion with her doctor and presumably her family, she decided that the risks of surgery were more acceptable than the risks of cancer.

I wonder what the tabloids are going to do if she does have the surgery? They won't be able make up ridiculous pregnancy rumors anymore.

After spending 2 hours in a Kindergarten class today, I can unequivocally tell you: This is not cute. Nope. Not even little.

A shout out to Jezebel and "Adele Dazeem," that just about sums it up.

Mallory Archer?

Oh my god, this is amazing.

Well, if by "back" you mean "in Iowa," then yes, ha. I'm not writing much about fashion these days, but my byline should soon start popping up around here again from time to time. It's taken me a while to figure out the balance between grad school, teaching, and freelancing, but I miss the site and the community of…

That's R'el Dade. Who would do something like this to such a gorgeous woman?

I got made fun of through all of high school for having "booty for a white girl" and guess who's laughing now? ME. HAHAHAHAHAHA