Who do you think straight, white dudes are more likely to listen to? Probably someone just like them. I don't get why you're hating on Macklemore for trying to use his straight, white, dudeness for something good.

Stop trying to make "Lululemon Culture" happen. You make pants.

Do you know anything about Hamas? You don't? Ok, then why don't you look into it a bit?

Hamas is not simply viewed as a terrorist organization. It is a terrorist organization, which has refused to allow for the existence of an Israeli state. I'm not here to be an Israeli apologist (lord knows that country has some fucked up policies), but Jezebel shouldn't be a Hamas apologist just because it's a Muslim…

Look they're sensitive about the arm thing. Stop bodyshaming the short-armed!

I was just about to say — as a Hispanic, I'm pretty upset there's no women like me on SNL. Instead of pushing for just black women, how about we push for hiring any WOC or minority on SNL? Heck, I bet there are some trans or lesbian comedians who would also love to be included in this conversation. They're notably…

The internet: making weird kids realize they are good kids, since 1999.

The Boo Boo family as the Kardashians picture is charming.

I was kind of hoping that's what this last season was going to mostly be - they'd show a bunch of instances where they aaaaaalmost met (his first day of teaching, the apartment with her ex-roomate, etc) but from her perspective.

I'm sure she did. But you can't just mean things, you have to say them, out loud.

"he was a man who acted like a woman."

And then, kids, I made out with your Uncle—again! Even though he was about to marry your aunt, I was still all "can we make this work?". And let's face it, your uncle and I had dated twice before—-was he the one for me? We had a great connection and I mean the sex was mind-blowing so....

I don't think they have to go with a female Ted. A Robin type lead who likes dating and is career oriented but isn't looking to settle down would work just fine.

I bet you don't even own a television. Tell me all about who you think is the most underrated beat poet.

That will lit-rally never happen.

Hopefully played by AHHHHHNULD

A show where a "straight male best friend" gets pregnant?! I'll watch that. Not sure what the lesbian had to do with it, but sure, why not?

Mazel Tov! May you have a happy, healthy Democrat.

I re-watched my ultimate fave episode of P&R last night "The Fight".