Make sure to watch the first three segments of this episode.

If you haven't talked about getting married before that moment then yes, but I don't think that is generally the case. I usually find proposals to be very thoughtful and sweet.

This is adorable.

You know I did question why someone with a part time job would spend 300 bucks on a belt but you are right I have spent way more on stupid shit and not even thought about it.

People: commenting on the cost of the belt or the look of the belt is really not important. Stop. It would be the same as if I got arrested after I bought a $300 video card at Fry's just because of my ethnicity. There are plenty of things that we can judge people for spending $300 on if we're dicks.

I really hope he wins and makes it rain Ferragamo.

OH CHRIST ON A BIKE

I COPIED THAT SENTENCE TO USE IT IN MY COMMENT.
THEN FORGOT IT WAS STILL ON MY CLIPBOARD.
AND JUST RENAMED OVER 25 IMAGE FILES BY PASTING WHAT I THOUGHT WAS THE RIGHT FILE NAME I HAD COPIED BEFORE.

NOW I HAVE 25 IMAGES SPREAD THROUGHOUT MY COMPUTER ALL NAMED "DAVID HASSELHOFF MANIACALLY GRASPING…

Racism against Roma people, unlike racism against any other kind of people, is totally legitimate. I know this because some Roma people treated me badly in the past. Roma people are the ONLY people that have ever treated me badly. No other group has criminals in it, especially white Europeans. This is likely due to…

That Nancy Grace interview was amazing.

I feel like this article could have been written without the "Elizabeth Smart is awesome, in contrast to Jaycee Duggard" angle.

Seriously. Fat people can never be people... they have to be constantly trying to lose weight, apologizing for their weight, explaining their weight (see also: Mike & Molly, Drop Dead Diva). Gah.

And THIS, once again, is why boys need to be taught from a young age what rape is. Don't tell girls how to dress, or act, or walk, or whatever. Tell boys that unless you get a lucid and enthusiastic "yes", it is rape.

"I don't know what he's capable of."

In other words, you were all set to write a Jez article criticizing critics for obsessing about Kate's weight. When they didn't come, you had to write your article anyway, so you wrote an article about the lack of critics obsessing about Kate's weight. Okeedoke.

these guys are lying it's actually really racist

I don't know if the best part of this thread is the six hundred commenters who have added their explanation/correction, or the one commenter, all the way at the end of all that who agrees with him.

I'm surprised pregnant women aren't forced to be chained to beds for nine mouths to ensure that the baby is 100% safe because women are just baby incubators and we have to protect the unborn precious little angels. *massive eye roll* What is this shit, the Giver?

Hey! Have you heard that his character on Community goes by Chang and claims to suffer from Changnesia?

I'm really loving how nobody is bothering to read the replies to you before answering.

This. I wouldn't wanna live in, say, Victorian England, but I can still treasure the fuck out of a beautifully accurate bustle or a modernized version of that aesthetic. You may fully understand what the Capitol represented and still love ridiculous, ostentatious garb.