Bahaha. I think they're all the mature one now.

"The studio took on an exhaustive search in finding the right girl to play Lily looking at other actresses such as Lupita Nyonog'o and "Blue is the Warmest Color" thesp Adele Exarchopoulos before going out to Mara for the role."

So does she not have an excuse for her self-righteousness?

Are we ignoring that most of this is the small child negotiating whether or not he's going to get hit?

I recently got in a minor collision with someone and we hugged it out. True story.

Here's my question about "Kylie and Kendall's" book — if it reaches Hunger Games popularity, does the ghost writer ever get to take credit?

As a fellow writer, my gut instinct is to be like "NOOO it's a good thing she didn't, keep your niche!"

I have literally never liked her more.

Oh man, I was not conveying my sarcasm well. I am NOT shocked.

Was anyone else super shocked this took place on the Green Line?

If you don't think the art you're stealing is worth $10, why bother at all?

I think to say the mother's been dead "all along" is giving the show's creators and writers too much credit. They've openly stated that, had the show ended last season, Victoria would be the mother. I am a big fan of the way this last season has been going so far, but this seems like a weird manipulative move for a…

Seriously. That person would have to be so incompetent...

Didn't she also just lose, though?

BAM.

Oh oh oh is this a new Jezebel series where you're going to cover super mundane Reddit threads? SUPER EXCIT-oh wait.

One day, when Cyborg-Americans have to experience this sort of hatred, you'll be sorry!

Hahahaha, what did you think Michelle Duggar was going to say about her Vagina on the Today Show blog?!

What about the acquaintance they had in common who confirmed his story? What's that person's deal?

9. You'd like to lower your kid's IQ.