Wasn't there a whole Gawker thing about orange pie a couple of years back?

"Pedorazzi" is hilarious.

Was that two years ago?!

I was really mean to my Barbies. I made them wear horrible torturous devices called "Spandex" and "High Heels" and "Neon" almost exclusively. Please don't judge me, guys. It was the 90's and I was young.

Perez Hilton. One day you'll graduate middle school, buddy.

I emailed customer service on the 15th because my mom's flowers didn't come. Full refund. Not sure what this guy's doing wrong.

Can't believe you're getting push-back on this. I totally agree with you.

Oh, Honey.

So what you're trying to tell me is chocolate diamonds are priced...exactly as arbitrarily as regular diamonds? QUEL SCANDALE.

That book cover has clearly been photoshopped. I'm outraged, will only read the book if the font is unretouched, and will pay $10k to anyone who can provide photos of the original book cover.

Bahahaha this is a Jezebel article about a Buzzfeed article about something some dude posted to Reddit.

Team Amy Adams 4lyfe.

nooooo so many flops :(

Sorry bud. It's not legit for a writer to be like "Ahhh but I didn't know how to use my wordsss!"

HOW has this judge's decision not been called into question by a bigger, more judgier judge?

It's still there!

Yep. Just celebrated my tenth anniversary (I'm 26) and second wedding anniversary with my best friend. No regrets here :)

I did not care for the epilogue to the Harry Potter books, ("And you, my son...Dumbledore Hagrid Severus Hedwig Hogmeade Nimbus 2000"..no thank you), but I also do not care for your judgey tone re: high school sweethearts.

YES.

I think this is a case of "know your kid." If my dad had done this, I'd be counting down the days to my next birthday.