I am angry at Michelle Obama. Subway is not healthy food.

I think that's a VERY safe assumption.

Applause for ABC's response, at least.

This is the first cover that's actually offended me.

Thank you for calling this a post and not an article.

I don't understand why you have to go to South Korea to adopt a dog?

My first thought.

I'm also a superfan. And I agree with all of this. EIGHT SEASONS AND EIGHT MOVIES.

I think there are no problems raised at all by engagement season because it doesn't exist. My husband and I started dating in January so he proposed in January...I have a lot of friends who got engaged in Spring, Summer...you name it.

UGHHH THAT'S ALL OF IT!

This is topic adjacent, but I am obsessed with Don't Trust The B In Apartment 23 now that it's on Netflix, largely in part to Mr. Van Der Beek (the Beek c'est chic) playing himself so wonderfully.

Because ostensibly her lifestyle choices that prove so objectionable to Bev would not actually be objectionable to Bev if she saw beyond the haircut.

THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME THAT MICHELE BACHMANN'S HUSBAND EXISTS! I'd forgotten and bahahhahaha.

Whoa, way to be united on something, North America! I'm pretty surprised Canada isn't showing up the US with that pretty purple lower BAL.

It was so hard for me to acknowledge that Alec Baldwin is a magnificent douchebag to begin with, and now this lady is making me side with him? Jack Donaghy, I'm so confused.

ISSUES I HAVE WITH THIS:

I think it would be cool to watch this show if it was legitimately from the mother's perspective, AKA actually her seeking Ted.

Kim West, Desperado.

I might be overly protective of my personal space but I think it should always be illegal to touch/grope someone else on purpose without their permission...especially strangers. Is that not already in the law somewhere? The Don't Fucking Touch Me bill?

"I KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO!"