Posh smiling is the best.

Do you guys remember when Angelina Jolie was wearing blood vials around her neck and making out with her brother and everyone was like "oh man what a train wreck" and now she's awesome? AMANDA BYNES FOR PREZ 2024!!

Part of what is excellent about this commercial is the chemistry between man and dog. Is this his dog? Nobody will be able to convince me this is not really his dog. If it is not, that dog is the world's best dog-actor.

Here is the thing about Paula Deen. She's a racist. She promotes unhealthiness. She's made a living on being a "chef" when anyone (anyone. anyone. anyone.) can make food taste good if you're willing to use that much butter and shortening. But she also came out with a product called "Paula Deen's Butt Rub," and for…

Déjà vu. Didn't this happen like six months ago? A year ago? In France maybe? And was extensively covered by Jezebel?

Well ok Norway might be more expensive, I'll give you that.

Disagreed, disagreed, disagreed.

I have also loved him since America's Got Talent. Rock on, kid.

TEAM NORWAY!!!!

Everyone likes Cheerios!!

That is true. But I hate Braff way more.

No no that's not the whole speech, I think he's more explicit earlier on.

What makes Zosia Mamet's kickstarter more ridiculous than most other kickstarters? I mean, there are some that are amazing. But a lot of them are far stupider.

Y'know. I appreciate it.

I was only judging Tinker Bell!

You know what? I goddamnfucking hope that she's right. That would be neat.

Question: Did she go to Bryn Mawr College, or somewhere comparable?

I do not have a problem ambiguously with someone believing their soul is actually Godric Gryffindor's. But if one of my friends "came out" as such, I don't know that I would be able to take it seriously. If one of my friends told me that they were actually meant to be a different ethnicity, I would probably laugh in…

Karma Police be all like, "this is what you get, this is what you get, when you messssss with ussssss."

I dislike when people are racist/antisemitic/etc while drunk and then say, "I was drunk, I didn't know what I was saying." People don't become racists when they're drunk, their racism is just exposed because they aren't able to filter what they say.