YES

He lives in us all. And he’s the namesake of a really great stout.

Grinning and conspiratorial, all kinetic limbs and generous laughter,

“can never go wrong with ‘lovefool.’”

omg I love center stage so much back when I had TV I would always see it on the TV guidez and then I would go to it and it was always stupid fucking baseball and my life was ruined.

Shots fired!

I always knew we were supposed to be friends IRL, Maddie

Never forget you Wheelchair Jimmy!

Maybe. Maybe the gods are crazy. Maybe the stars are blind...

This has been dominating my playlist for a month. It’s the first time a Jason Derulo song has really gotten in my head, and I’m admittedly a sucker for 80’s-style synth beats. As much as he might fancy himself Michael Jackson, he’s definitely chaneling Whitney Houston here.

This is great news. I’ve been dying for more specific details about this relationship for years, and I will gladly pay money to hear more about it because I’m a nosy bitch.

OMG!ILUVTHISJAM!THISCLUBISBLOWINUP!ICANDANCEALLNIGHT!YOUWANNADOANOTHERBUMP?SNORT

I’m picturing a windswept coked up moth on a 50th floor balcony, swaying in the blurred light, and one of its antennas is bent, mind racing, just thinking of that other moth from years ago, the one it thought it loved. And there’s a voice in its head that’s just like “how did we get here.”

Alan Thicke Uses Robin Thicke’s Music As His Boning Soundtrack

That’s a rill stupid commercial, but he’s hot. I am now pro Hamburgler solely for face sitting reasons.

BIBLE STUDY! CHEESECAKE FACTORY! TALLARICO!

I don’t think I could handle Benson. I would quit my job. Not for any correlated reason. Just, I would.

YES! Like, skinny but still muscled probably on drugs Riff Raff is the dirty scumbag Riff Raff I want to fuck. I’m not into the beefcake look at all.

OMG YAAAAS YASSSSSSS TO EVERY IDIOT COMMENTER WHO KEPT SAYING SHE WAS JUST OVERLINING HER LIPS I AM SINGING DASHBOARD’S VINDICATED AND DANCING AROUND THIS AIRPORT TERMINAL ALSO I AM PROBABLY VERY DRUNK