I once fell in love with an addict who was an abuser, a manipulator, and just generally a shitty person. That didn’t stop when he stopped using drugs. Some people are garbage with or without substances, and any time someone uses addiction to absolve themselves of violent, abhorrent behavior it makes me so angry. I’m…

I have never heard of anyone else having this experience and I just got chills reading it - thank you for sharing!

How much would you like to bet that these salty-ass women posting on Padma’s insta posts are obsessed with Friends, where Jennifer Aniston’s nips were routinely on display. (No shade to Jennifer Aniston, obvs, women should be able to have body parts without being shamed for them)

I’m convinced that White Claw was the final straw that finally sent me to rehab in 2017 (the summer BEFORE it was cool, I must add, because I may be a recovering alcoholic but I will never recover from my need to tell everyone that I’m a TRENDSETTER, dammit).

Thanks, I hate it!!

Ooh ooh I know this one! The tweeter thinks that the pictures are so good and beautiful that she needs to be alone to come to terms with the fact that such perfection can exist in the world.

First is definitely Coach and Tami Taylor, right?

I’m not going to lie, I watched this over the weekend and got goosebumps for a few. But I am also a person who is both incredibly gullible and has a way overactive imagination.

Let me break this down for you, Calann. Hannah said that this is what happens WHEN (when, in this situation, is a qualifier*) a man has no boundaries, two eyes, and a wifi password. This in no way implies that all men will behave in this manner to a specific stimulus. Your taking offense to this statement is more…

I always hated Fitz but the minute he went off when he was talking to Papa Pope about the way Olivia tastes I was done. What a disgusting asshole. BLAH. But I did watch this season’s premiere and it was really entertaining and I have always loved Mellie so...we’ll see.

That is 100% exactly how I feel. I dunno how he does it.

I bet Love, Death, and Time are actors hired by Will Smith’s fellow support group buddies and when he finds out he’s going to feel *betrayed* until he realizes that they did it to help him work through his emotions. And then he’s going to fall in love with Love. And there’s gonna be a cheesy joke about it at the very…

I have a ton of thoughts. One, the outside reminds me of The Goths’ house in The Sims in the best way. Two, it’s weird to me that we’re seeing the inside of their future home because now I'm imagining them doing menial shit like brushing their teeth and cooking breakfast and I feel voyeuristic. Three, with the level…

Hot Rod is legit one of my favorite movies of all time. Its #1.

Yes! That is precisely what I mean. It's all I can see when I look at him.

Jonathan Cheban just LOOKS like cocaine to me. It's off-putting.

Thanks a LOT. That song will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

I don’t even have a kid to thank for my lopsided boobs. These are ALLLL genetics, baby.

You know, if it was deployed correctly that weird-ass bug dress could be cool. Those shoes, however, need to be thrown into a pit and burned until nothing remains.

Are you in Colorado?? Because I would have a snow day except that my employers are far too aware of the weather and have sent all us employees home with work provisions.