I can’t stop laughing. This is beautiful.

Oooh what did you think?

Sometimes the universe provides you with things you didn’t know you needed but cannot live without. This is one of those times.

Well my heart just grew 10 sizes. And I love this time of year and am in a fabulous mood already so this is probably not good, health-wise.

It’s wildly irritating. Which is why I love this.

I mean, I definitely think “alive as fuck” is a very positive way to describe someone's state of being. They're as alive as a person can possibly be!

I accidentally read “afaik” in my head as “alive as fuck” because my brain is broken so thank you for that.

Am I you? Are you me? We might be each other.

I watch that skit when I'm feeling sad and it always cheers me up. It's the cutest.

How dare you speak of white noise machines in this way.

This dirtbag had me all over the place but clicking through to the GossipCop piece about Jennifer Garner KILLED ME DEAD. They are going after Radar in a major way and it's so funny to me. Online gossip blog beef is the best kind of beef.

Also these cupcakes because they look appropriately alarmed.

I made a turkey out of vegetables and it is my biggest achievement so far.

I mean, right?! Duh. Way better in my opinion.

May we all carry the spirit of Jackee Henry in all of us this Thanksgiving.

Those. Hashtags. Though.

Since when is straight up calling someone out called shade? E! needs to figure their shit out.

I like this very much and support it being A Thing.

That website is a damn mess. I ended up actually spinning around in a circle trying to navigate through the dumb haunt-y bedroom and gave up when I got too dizzy and creeped out.

I can’t stop watching this gif.