I can say that Emilio came to the restaurant I worked at this summer so he’s around and apparently a delight. (I wasn’t working that night and am very bitter about it.)

I have no idea but I fully support any use of the word “noodle” in relation to head stuff.

RECORDER MAGIC. Every few months I remember this and also the MGM music on a recorder exists and my life is better for it.

It took me an embarrassingly long time to discover that Gwake was not a hideous misspelling of Gawker.

I mean, who WANTS to own hair stripes.

EVEN ON A DAY LIKE TODAY.

I did not but I was definitely not mad at it. It was gaw-juss.

I watched The Voice for some inexplicable reason last night and by God if I didn’t already love Rihanna, I love her even more. I don’t care if her niceness is feigned/for the show, the woman is warm and sweet as fuck to everyone.

ngl that just filled me with dread and I quit doing cocaine months ago.

Okay, I don’t know if it’s the giant tub of ice cream I just ate or your very convincing argument but I AM SOLD. You have just crafted a beautiful scenario and I am 100% on board.

You’re far more magnanimous than I. It’s just honestly so god damn silly and my day is going so terribly that it’s actively infuriating me. I need to meditate.

I have nothing to say here except FUCK YEAH TELL ‘EM and also WTF IS THAT HAIRSTYLE STAHP.

“That much was proved with the stunt that led to calling him a stalker after requesting a meeting. And the previous way in which she spoke about him. Now to her credit perhaps this is a new Khloe. Perhaps this event completely changed her, like it would most people. These kind of sudden events tend to open our eyes.”

I mean, fair, but also the events surrounding his injuries are always a little sketchy? I know I’m conspiracy theorizing here, but sometimes things are what they seem to be.

With all these injuries lately who knows! There could be a looming prescription pill problem on the horizon, too.

Isn’t the prevailing theory that he has a coke problem? Anecdotally, this is the exact shit I used to do when I was blown out on the reg.

OH MY GOD. I was literally just having this argument last night with someone. Even thinking about how it feels when the marshmallows touch my teeth sends shivers down my spine and not in a super fun sexual way.

Probably but I would suggest wine or weed or being in a highly misanthropic, acerbic mood.

I firmly believe Emma Roberts is probably just as horrible in real life as her character.

Oh my god yes. I can't believe I forgot about Chad. You're absolutely right about his awfulness being entertaining.