I feel like “appearing in a PETA ad” is a good litmus for “how desperate is this celeb for attention”?

Oh so we save the whales and kill the birds?

For her part, Madonna pointed out that she was “working a cape” because “capes cannot keep me down.”

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who is sick of “dark and gritty” with the superhero movies. Fucking Christopher Nolan. That new Batman vs Superman movie looks depressing as shit. Even the Iron Man movies, which started out super fun, became all dark and depressing in the third installment. Whatever happened to fun?

Scary Spice wasn’t there? Then it doesn’t count. The only Spice Girl who is allowed to not show up to a Spice Girls reunion is Ginger, for reasons I still discuss weekly with my therapist.

I thought he was dating Sarah Lynn

How dare you.

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Some people are interested in this kind of news, some people aren’t. No one is making you read it (unless you have someone pointing a gun to your head right now, in which case please log off and call the police).

Also, it may seem like semantics but can we please use the language “died by suicide”? There is a movement to shift this language to reflect the fact that it is rarely a choice in the way “commit” implies.

I read that as Fifty Shades Danker and was like:

WE ALL HAVE ONE.

Rihanna treats Drake like I treat my one neighbor who always has coke but constantly complains about his ex gf.

So you're saying I'm not the only one who secretly and shamefully sang along to "Stars Are Blind"

Not gonna lie. I had it on my old ass iPod.

Yes. I don't mind that song either. Should be have a support group?

Actually, it wasn’t even humble. Just a brag.

Michael Caine’s was one of the only ones I thought was actually a humblebrag.

I’m with you. Some of these are just explanations of why they were asked to write the blurb. But I’m throwing side eye at Michael Caine. I get it, you were in “Batman”.

jet-setting model and new wife