My default getting ready to go out song is "Date With The Night" by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. If that doesn't want to make you want to go out and cause mayhem, I don't know what will.

It reminds me of this time some asshole asked a lesbian if she was gay because she was scared of erections. She said she wasn't afraid of anything that just needed a slap to go away.

Poor sad whale :(

I'm sure this'll turn out ok. After all, all's whale that ends whale. I'm surprised at how quickly they were able to orcanize this, though.

Did you enjoy your wine with a salad topped with Balsmuck dressing?

I almost threw my Piglio Griglio at the TV when they announced that Britt and Kaitlyn would be competing to be the Bachelorette. It was sick when they did it with two men and it's sick now. Nothing good will come of this.

Sorry, I'm just re-posting what I wrote on Io9.

fistbump

bye i am going to light myself on fire

No, he's a rapist. Her agency is substantially limited by her being a prisoner. Even if he's not intending to exploit that power dynamic, it's incredibly unethical to express interest in someone who you are in a position of power over. The prisoner/guard relationship is an incredibly egregious example of this, given…

His brother punched allegedly Sean Penn, so really, he shouldn't come out as a feminist lest I explode with gratitude for the Schreiber family and die.

Oh okay. So it's legally considered rape, but I don't really care about how the law defines things — would you actually call it rape? Was it against her will?

Everyone take a moment and savor Leto's transformation with me, Jezzies. I was recently dumped by a stupidly hot man-child who styled himself largely after Mr. Leto (devastating in the pants department) and who more or less held Leto as the only man-crush in his life. He more or less modeled his life, look and music…

"Intersectionalism is cunt-rammin' AWESOME."

isn't Mia Goth a character in The Sims?

The McDonald's product that is insanely popular that I cannot abide by is the McRib. The thing creeps me out. It's shaped to look like it has bones (the rib) yet, where the bone should be, there is more meat, because the whole thing was stamped on a factory line into the shape.

The overt artificiality of the…

it's bad for your pearls to clutch them that tightly.

Let's start with one finger. I'm not sure I'm up for more than that.

Baewatch