My new baby, My Baby is Droppin', is droppin'.

Not sad about it. I'm sick of people acting like Joan Rivers was a effing saint now that she has passed. Much of her professional persona was based on making vile jokes about people's appearance (see her joke that Avatar was shot on Gabourey Sidibe for just one example). She may have been a nice person personally, I…

now now. My 30 years of life experience has taught me that both sexes can be horny, thirsty assholes.

This reminds me of the 30 Rock episode where Tracy takes Liz Lemon to the after, after after, and after after AFTER parties. It was based on actual experience between the 2. I have so many SNL related feels this week.

It's me. I'm taking this one for the team. The title of Biggest Whore belongs to me and my line in perpetuity. Thus ends all debate forever of who is a bigger whore.

Respectfully

Right Honorable Agent Tremble, Biggest Whore

I once went to a Mexican restaurant with a woman who was from a very small town. How small I didn't know until it came out that she didn't know what an enchilada was. She'd never seen one. However, she politely asked us, we happily explained, and she did not wig out at the server.

I don't see what's dumb about customer No. 3. If you're watching your gluten, surely the safest thing is to store it in your stomach so it doesn't get lost?

Nothing enrages middle aged white people faster than removing their favorite entrée / tap beer from the menu.

Kirsten on The OC did! Except for then when Ryan knocks up Teresa she basically guilts her out of doing it, and...I don't know if that was the right choice. Still.

There was an abortion on Friday Night Lights. It was handled really well. As was everything on that awesome show.

my brother has CP. My mom is still very pro-life although I am not. I love my brother, he opened my eyes in more ways than I could have ever imagined. But I could never be as strong as my mom was and raise a special needs child. Some of us aren't meant to be parents, ever. I'm the best sister I can be to a special…

Firstly, I'd like to say:

What's the temperature in Hell? Because I agree with Igloo on this.

i will defenestrate you

If they're fighting over Left Shark, I think a bloodfeud is warranted.

LITERALLY HOW DARE YOU

Me too! I kept saying, "that's the 'More You Know' logo!" but nobody would listen to me. Happy I wasn't the only one thinking that!

Yes, thank you! She was like a fly, buzzing around, adding unwanted grunts or whatever that was. Missy doesn't need your help. Missy is perfection.

Thank you. I was trying to explain "The more you know" to Mr Zulu while Katy was performing but he just wasn't getting it.