Next: Taylor Swift trademarks the odd mix of shame and joy that I get when singing along to the "This Sick Beat™" section of "Shake It Off."

Same

Well now I'm really disappointed that their "oven-baked sandwiches" aren't called SUBS.

You know, I'm honestly not surprised. None of us should be.

ME TOO NIKKI!!!! It's really bad :/

He can do both beast and prince.

tweet of the day:

A line of cutouts on Maisie's dress perfectly aligns with the hedges in the first picture, which is making my brain hurt trying to process the weird optical illusion it creates.

I rarely text anyone except my mom and work people.

And that he has publicly accompanied Ted Nugent to the lyrics and sounds of "Cat Scratch Fever." So, there's that hypocrisy. Which Jon Stewart called out so well.

oh he can certainly mess with the queen bee

Oh, Devon Sawa. Would a REAL MAN need to ASK sports questions? Tsk tsk.

Brendan Fraser thinks your concept is derivative, but he's too polite to say.

Actually, I think I'm more interested to know what's going on with those strips of stuff (mylar?) that are scotch taped to the side. I've seen penises before but I've never seen anything like that mess!

"I almost foam at the mouth in disgust, but I try to be pleasant."

Q: WHO IS ACTUALLY FROM NANTUCKET

MEGHAN TRAINOR