r u sure you would be able to lift the mighty mjolnir

My experience is that the more someone proclaims they "have a life" that involves "better things to do" than argue an issue they're making an ass of themselves over - and yet is taking the time away from that busy other-thinging existence to inform us of all this? Nope, they actually don't.

I've worked in Customer Service - I'd rather DIE than go back. The polite customers? They get ALL the NOMS. They get everything that is in the power of the customer service rep to offer - I would KILL myself helping someone polite and in need of help because everyone else was such a fresh piece of excrement.

Food for thought for the reviewer: If you meet one asshole, that person is probably an asshole. If everyone you meet is an asshole, perhaps it's a reflection of your own behavior. Try not being a total jerk everywhere you go and see if suddenly your service magically improves.

I know it was supposed to be a horrifying reveal moment, but I burst out laughing at the way BP whined, "What's in the BAHHHHX!!"

Ok this is weird but I don't think there is any Slurpee in that Slurpee cup Kristen Chenoweth posted. As a regular Slurpee drinker, I can say that most people put the lid on it first and fill it all the way to the top (I think it's designed to be this way, given the design of the lid). Also, if the cup were full, I…

Not crazy about his music, but he did — for real — kind of stop World War III from starting one time, so I'm inclined to go easy on him.

And this is why no one shows up Pat.

Come on? Have you never wanted to ))<>(( with someone?

There is also concern that when he performs or attends at some of his public events, people will get shot or seriously injured.

I totally agree. This show has completely redefined comedy for me. It used to be said that comedy must always come at the expense of someone - and the writing on the show just annihilates this theory. It manages to be hilarious while still maintaining so much heart, friendship and kindness. Even the character who…

Instead of outright saying "I'm a lesbian," in the future I will just say "I'm more casual than ever." It's basically the same.

That whole thing about Kristen Stewart and her girlfriend and all I could think is "why are they dressed in jackets and sweatshirts in Hawai'i?!" Jesus Christ on a cold, brittle cracker, it is -42C here today. If I was in Hawai'i, I'd be in a fucking bikini.

I love Ruby Rose. Also, this-

i need a machine to keep my body going

why is this happening at me

"Can you imagine putting your dick in that?"

I know voting is secret and all, but we need to know every single person who ever voted for Palin for anything so we can round them up into homes and care for them — they clearly are not equipped to make any of their own life choices.

Hey hey hey! Aloha is not chopped liver! Then again, in '87 I worked on Remanco, where the key would fall out while you were ordering, firing 1/2 your order.

We then "upgraded" to NCR, it of the paper tickets and PLUs. When I found Aloha I was in heaven...

Then put the lotion on your skin, Mark. I swear, sometimes it's like you don't want to learn.