I had to take a young relative to the pediatric ward after she was drugged and raped. The police were worse than useless, but the social worker at the hospital probably saved her life. Between the Plan B, the anti-HIV drugs and the antibiotics, my poor girl was sick for weeks. I will NEVER forget the look on her…

That is a good start but what I would love is for her to shadow me when I'm answering hospital calls for people who are suspected to have been sexually assaulted. Listen as I discuss with them their options. Should they do a kit? Should they report the kit anonymously? What about preventative meds? Plan B? Sit with me…

You sound controlling and possessive. You are clearly not what he needs right now.

I suspect he has a painting of two free-standing bathtubs in a field hidden away in his basement like lesser men have rapidly aging pictures of themselves.

I am sick and tired of the way Jezebel consistently and repeatedly gets basic facts of the matter wrong just in an effort to make the subjects of their writing, usually male, look worse than they actually do.

bsb

Who is high at NBC right now

And who kneads a yeast infection? Not me.

That's an innovative way to get a yeast infection.

But.. Baby, when the lights, go out.

I'm sorry, I can no longer look at him without the mental image of him jerking off real hard and finishing while loudly crying.

Or was it Dermott Mulroney?

Dylan McDermott looks like Adam Levine's less douchey older brother who has his shit together and you secretly wish you were dating instead of Adam Levine.

Tom Hiddleston looks like and probably is an opossum, and Benedict Cumberbatch's face looks like a plastic bag full of oatmeal. Meanwhile this dude, whoever he is, is nowhere near on par with Chris Pratt.

He was looking for it.

i feel like almost all the ladies made a pact to dress like fancy couches and frankly they all look gr8

This sounds like it would make a great episode of "Always Sunny," which is also on FX.