Plot twist: he's swiping through Grindr.

Absolutely! I almost mentioned that too.

As well as Missy Elliot's "The Rain" video. I feel this video is just a mix of 1990's music videos, but I still love Banks' music.

I dig it, but I'm also enjoying the resurgence of these musical stylings. I feel like the video is a callback to Lil Kim, TLC circa No Scrubs, Missy Elliott and Cherrie Blue. Ok, Cherrie Blue might only be in my head.

NOTE NOTE NOTE: "men are simplistic" is a harmful opinion of men and is PART OF THE PROBLEM WITH THE PATRIARCHY. when men feel defeated, weak and masculine when they have complex feelings, it is because of the patriarchy. when men ARE simplistic, ignorant and can't control themselves, it is because they are…

you had a really selfish morning

Sorry. I was running low and panicked.

How I feel about Kirk Cameron.

Since we are apparently repeating our comments all over GM:

WTF is a "JoeDuncan"?

Is TJ Maxx gauche? Who am I kidding, I don't give a shit. I love TJs.

I knew something wasn't right about that picture.

This is guy is The Bling Ring on 'roids.

Oh, really?

people REALLY. HATE. that kim is a successful, shrewd businesswoman with a BOOMING success in the tech field. and they're IRATE that she didn't illustrate, code, write and idek BUILD the computer her game was created on.

He was my first celebrity crush (I was 10 in 2001 when HP&TSS came out) and I have loved him ever since.

PEFECT BOY DOES PERFECT THING, CONTINUES TO INSPIRE MILLIONS BY PLAY OTHER PERFECT BOY PERFECTLY.

It wasn't a fart machine. Snape used the "Expellianus" curse on him.

Like she just lost about 140 lbs of dork.