How great would it be if there was a mix up at the hospital and Chelsea took home a curiously tan baby girl with a Bump-It and false eyelashes and Snooki took home a baby wearing a smart little business suit with a sensible haircut and holding a tiny BlackBerry?

Missed the show last night and I can't play the clip at work so apologies if the Daily Show beat me to this factoid, but something I always like to bring up is that this isn't the first time the Redskins have drawn a line in the sand to try and defend indefensible racism.

White people are so afraid of being called racist that they can't take a step back, look at their own assumptions, exercise some self awareness and say to themselves, "Yes, I am also kind of a racist, because I live in a society that, until less than 50 years ago, was trying to make white supremacy work, and my…

If you honestly think the name of the team isn't offensive, why would you feel threatened over defending a non-offensive name?

dvr-ing it .

No shame: the only thing I was interested in was the "hot pastor." Thoughts? meh.

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Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Some of the ones in the black aren't too awesome either...

She also ignored Harry Styles..

Очень глупий.

I used to work on fancy Hollywood events, and Ben was one of the nicest dudes I've ever met. He and Matt Damon were downright lovely!

Exactly. I feel like he would just buy a box of Tampons while he was at the corner store picking up beer. "Hey, I wasn't sure if you were running out of these or not, but just in case."

I feel the same way. He seems like he'd pick you up at the airport, even when your flight is four hours late and it's the middle of the night and he's in charge of the kids' carpool tomorrow morning.

I can't hate Ben Affleck. I bet he makes really good waffles on Saturday morning and never talks while Game of Thrones is on.

Marc Jacobs is really the one who put Kendall into the spotlight when he cast her in his show last season. That's what set off the craze around her. As far as I know, he isn't BFF with Kanye and I doubt she booked that show because of Kim. I think that her career is more due to a) her agency, The Society, is packaging…

I'm thinking that not everyone should try to go down to a single moniker, because with her last name dropped my brain somehow registers the cadence of Kendall differently.

THIS x1 million.

One of the hottest doctors I've ever seen delivered my second son (via c-section). Nothing like having a crush on someone who's seen your insides! After my son was born, and the doc was sewing me up, I said to my midwife, "Make sure he puts my insides back the way he found them, OK?", and from behind the drape, he…