I think it plays out something like this:

Sometimes I wonder if straight men are just kind of taking their relationship advice from the concept of sperm (keep throwing them into the void, one might hit the mark):

I am fucking AMAZED by the guys that do this. I can't even wrap my head around it, it's like we're a fundamentally different species. My dick and I get along great and we have pretty high opinions of one another (well, I assume the well regard is reciprocated) but it has never once in my entire life occurred to me to…

I believe it was John Steinbeck who said, "Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

I trust that Wham! tops your list.

don't forget the ties!

WHAT WOULD A BEAR KNOW ABOUT FASHION.......

I can't believe anyone with such an impeccable fashion sense could be guilty of thievery.

She's going to have a record...for stealing THAT dress...SMH.

What hath Katy Perry wrought upon us.

I think someone else nailed it when they said that the dress looks like a leopard had rolled around in a box of fruity pebbles. Or did they say fruit loops? In any event, I think the fruity pebbles description is better.

The store owner is the one who should be arrested. That dress is a far more grievous crime than mere thievery.

Benedict CUM lol

Can we talk about the season ends JUST when shit is getting good?!?! I was SO UPSET! Also X-Files lady over here is so badass in the show. I loved the scenes where she was disclosing the fact that she had slept with the dead cop just hours before he got shot and the men were all tut-tutting her like WHAT KIND OF…

I fully intend to make this a silly girls night out where we bring flasks into the theater.

These books are terrible and the author is terrible and everything about this project makes me want to run screaming...except Jamie Dornan, who is sex on a stick. Ergo I will pay my $15 for a ticket at the nice theater on opening weekend and I will eat my popcorn and drink my soda and I will contribute to this…

On the flip side, though, your short term memory is shot.

I have always thought that Leighton Meester should replace Kirsten Stewart in all her roles. Twilight and Snow White wouldn't have been better movies but at least we would have gotten a way more expresive actress. And she would be higher profile :(

Blake Lively = real life Serena Van der Woodsen. She's very pretty & seems to have a carefree/outgoing attitude but that's kind of it. From the limited impression I have of her.

WHERE DO I BUY ONE? Seriously, though, where? Whenever I look for them online, they are either see-through beach cover ups, or legit fancy dresses. I WANT TO LIVE A LIFE OF HOMEBOUND LUXURY.