But you can say that you can't say that you've ever been a fan.

Is it just me, or is Weird Al the thing that is making this week almost somewhat bearable?

Leighton, my queen! She was born in a prison! She advocates for victims of domestic violence! She's married to the hottest hottie from teen TV!

Oh my god THIS! Leighton Meester was a much stronger actress and Blair was a brilliant character. What is she even doing now? Her day must surely come! #AlsoTeamBlairForever

LOLZ.

"Let me tell you about my diabeetus."

they are loaded with sexist bullshit for some reason.

"Vin, whose heroes include Marilyn Monroe and Starbucks..." Does he think Starbucks is an eponymously-named business run by a plucky dual-tailed mermaid who triumphed over adversity and physical disability to establish an mega-chain of successful coffee houses? Because that makes him seem totally like a guy who'd…

Yeah but she's not with him, so clearly she's not in the WORST kind of hell.

Whatever you do kids, just don't Bacardi 151

This is a gross omission that I simply will not stand for! 3D and 3D Mini Doritos 4 lyfe!

YOU'RE FROM MTV'S DIARY NOT CRIBS

If you gave a rat's ass about victims of real rape, then you wouldn't be whining about the few, often ignored, social standards that are in place that exist to protect them. Consent is fucking simple. If you need someone to explain to you what the word "no" means, then you're not mature enough to be having sex anyway.

I think a discussion at least once about either person's standing on happy wake ups would be good. That way, you're damn sure a happy wake up is a happy wake up.

Just being married isn't a blanket consent for sex. Marital rape is a thing.

With a kiss, where body language and everything else come into play, there's little risk of harm in not declaring intent verbally. I think of "enthusiastic consent" more in terms of supplementing sexual chemistry than interrupting it, while also making sure people are on the same page. It's particularly important when…

You shouldn't need to ask more than once. Seriously, how come it's extremes with you people? Asking one question turns into a questionnaire somehow. If you're that nervous the person you're about to have sex with is going to suddenly change her mind every thirty seconds, perhaps you shouldn't have sex with them. Maybe…

The implications of your response go beyond poorly tasteful, to just plain terrifying.

Nah! He rules! And he loves Hanson... Which is aces in my book!

Yep, plus I think he's sexy. There. I said it.