It's pretty weird to call out Khloe for being disrespectful to Native American culture and call them "hairy gypsies" in the same sentence.

"So excited to make my debut as Mrs. John Molner!"

you are so out of alignment here.

How does he wash out the skidmarks?

Please Tread a little more lightly on this forum.

All these puns are so tyred.

He's like, 'What up I got a big...... goat.'

I wheel allow it.

TRACK pants!!!

Yes, because waiting tables isn't a real job /sarcasm

No, sorry, that was me.

How do you know that this kid doesn't have structure? She's a child and I remember being a pretty shitty child even though my parents gave me lots of structure.Never mind if you gave me my own tv show and free things, I probably would have slapped the president. At 8, I probably didn't understand the whole concept of…

Newscaster seems like kind of an asshole. Also, very much missing the point. They're so eager to wag their fingers at the SiLlY women who are like "he's cute" and not talk about actual issues here, like how every day thousands of people who are less good looking than Meeks pass through a for-profit prison system,…

I read it as "Titsville."

YEAH, high on FREEDOM! 'MURICA!

"I expect my servant class to be destitute, thankyouverymuch."

I was a hostess at a family friendly local bar and restaurant for a long time. On a Friday night my fellow host and I got a guest complaint that we were 'Laughing together and smiling' when a guest walked in as if we were 'in cahoots'. I would have understood it if it was a really stylish somber place, but we were…

Would bang.

But we like this site. Please don't delete it.

I'm giving this article one star because the author used too many parenthesis and there weren't any jokes about Canada. Could also use more f-bombs.

YOU SAW IT COMING, TROUT.