I think that's Kevin-Prince Boateng. He's half German and his brother (Jerome) plays for Germany.

I liked watching Fashion Police but, there are only so many times that I can laugh at the same crack whore/dry vagina/Hitler jokes and such. I do like Kelly Osbourne though, she's come a long way.

I obviously can't speak for "Jez" as a single entity, but personally I would be very happy for both father and (in your example) son.

She gets points for referring to Laverne Cox as "she", as she should be and not making a cheap transsexual joke.

Joan Rivers is consistently the worst.

Excuse me, Nicky is awesome.

My dog is named Cody and he's the coolest!

"Jen is beside herself over the news," a source close to the "Friends" star recently revealed. "For a long time, she was jealous that Angelina has the family she had always dreamed of having with Brad. She had recently come to terms with that, but we're all worried Angie becoming an honorary dame - something Jen knows…

So much hotness.

Oh, fine, I'll be nice(r) to it...

My mom teaches small children and occasionally uses a Count Von Count puppet (from Sesame Street) when working with math/numbers. She does the voice, the accent, the whole nine yards; the kids love it.

Wait, "anus maintenance" is a thing? I need to cut down my chili pepper intake.
(Sorry)

How was this "verification" done? Wait. I do not want to know at all. Also: what is up with the anus fixation with these people. You would think the butthole was a magical door or something.

Oh. Well, as long as you can see the future.

I don't like the phrases "average" and "normal", and how these are used in this sense, but the idea remains the same: she has incredible body, and she has been working hard for it. What Diehl didn't do to get her body for the competition is what separates her from the others: she didn't starve herself, she didn't…

Hell, y'all, all I know is that this looks WAY too close to the hospital-issue undies they gave me in the maternity ward after having my baby.

Girl. Being weird is awesome. Banality just might be the worst thing about pageants.

Both of y'all need to just bow down to crepes. For real.

Pancake people always abusing a tragedy. It's too soon. A good guy with a waffle is the only thing to help a bad guy with a waffle.

I can deal with just about any personality flaw as long as it is accompanied by self awareness.