YES, BUT DID SHE OR DIDN'T SHE GO DOWN ON YOU IN A THEATER?!?!? I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE REALLY SKIRTING THE ISSUE HERE. [EW]
Way to be a buzzkill, lady. I mean, come on - if you don't like fun, why sign up to be a part of the Scripps National Spelling Bee?
Wow. I had no idea that so many pink weapons existed. Now I might actually consider buying a gun, if I can get it in pink.
So these ladies have a side-hustle...and?!?!?!?
Dinner on your bed? huh...my roommates used to call me "the patient" because I would eat in bed. comeatme.
Haha, I don't know that one could call Piers Morgan meek. I'm actually amazed that he's handling this situation with relatively good humor instead of ranting about it. And Harry sounds like a fine lad. I'd have stepped up to be a member of the world's most successful boy band if someone had asked me to, the kid's a…
Ugh, Bill Maher's a goon, I hate that he's considered a Voice of the Left. Isn't he more of a libertarian, anyway?
"Mental illness" is an excuse used when privileged White males commit crimes against less privileged people.
Lately, I find it hard to get on the Kimye bashing train. It all seems .. unnecessary and over-the-top. Like, I get it, you're not a fan (disclaimer: I don't care about them either but jeez).
That's right!!!!
"Girl Yo Dirty ass Coulda went to them people Wedding" just about sums everything up.
Fuck it. I'm happy for them. It still kinda shocks me how in love Kanye is with her. Like....he legit seems to have it bad for her. It's nice.
That second comment is everything.
"Obviously there is probably something going on with him that is deeper than an extreme case of "Nice Guy-ism,""
Wizards.
Jesus... the monologue on the first video.
Lindy, you forgot to include Rihanna's brilliant response:
"Hey, hey, hey, Ri Ri, hey. Its me, Charlie Sheen. You know, from Platoon. Anyway, I can see its your birthday because you are here with all your friends and you are having fun, but would you might posing with my fiance while I take pictures and talk too close to your face? I was almost in the Mighty Ducks but a space…