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I feel like the real way to settle this is through some good old-fashioned leg wrestling. It's way sexier.

I can't cope and I can't deal with it and I need a support group.

you. are. amazing.

I watched this last night when I was very high and kind of drunk and I was immobilized with horror. I think I probably said "WHAT." about 100 times.

WRONG CHRIS.

I CAN'T LOOK AWAY.

I have made several of Chrissy Teigen's recipes from her blog and they are DUH-LI-SHUSSSS. I'm on board with this recipe book. Girl can cook.

Agree completely. Also for whatever reason, Janet Jackson in the ''Scream'' music video.

I can confirm that this is true. And it is truly awe-inspiring.

For whatever reason I read "Joe Budden" as "Joe Biden" and I became very concerned for his heart.

I was recently introduced to the wonder that is TJ Maxx and yeah, don't care. I got some sexy-ass work dresses and everyone compliments me on them so JOKE'S ON YOU, SNOBS.

I guess I can see that! Also, I can't remember a single instance of me thinking one of those things sounds appealing. There's absolutely no reason to put 5 different flavors in a drink!

For whatever reason I read that as "pole dancing ghost gif" and I went on a mad dash to find it. Turns out it's not a great thing to Google at work...

I mean...

Even with all the yelling?!

My friend said I totally raped him at Halo and that was really offensive to me for a lot of reasons. First, he laughed when he died so clearly he wanted me to stab him. Second, it was barely even a kill and I think it makes the REAL, HARDCORE assassinations seem less legitimate. And anyway, he'd been drinking Mountain

Thanks for LITERALLY FORCING ME to read about Rihanna's twitter feuds all afternoon.

The darker hair really suits her! Plus that ring is cute, I would have rocked the shit out of that at her age.

I am engaging in this very practice right now with my coworker and it's going REALLY WELL and it's not SUPER CONFUSING FOR MY EMOTIONS AT ALL. Not the Ethical Slut thing, the weird non-committal-yet-super-intense thing. It's exhausting.

This is super anecdotal, but I never talked to anyone who said "Europe" when asked about their study abroad trips. I was an IR major myself, and I definitely know I'm more than a little sensitive about the "Africa as a monolith" thing. And it's also possible that they were answering in such an unspecific way because