Which would explain the state of my love life, actually.

Thank you! That means a lot, even though some time has passed. I think more emphasis has to be put on how the legal system works and what recourse a student has when he/she is the victim of any crime during orientation. Sadly, too many 18-year olds simply don't know and haven't been taught how to navigate the law.

I understand what you're saying and I don't completely disagree - when I was raped I went to the local hospital and worked with the police force. Unfortunately (or on rare occasions, fortunately) students in this situation find that talking to someone they know and ostensibly trust at their school is far less daunting…

Thanks! It's been a pleasure.

I pick both, then, since you so desperately want me to be a hypocritical snitch. I want it all!

Ha! You don't know me at all, then.

Eh, there's a difference between snitching and making sure an asshole gets his/her comeuppance. The latter always trumps the former.

I see your point, but in Lily McMenamy's defense at least she's interesting. I've always gravitated towards the slight off-looking models, though. Which is probably why beige and blonde with nothing behind the eyes bores me.

It definitely is. And maybe I'm a secret asshole, but being nice gets me shit pretty much constantly. There are a few bars around town that pour me heavy drinks and comp me things all the time because I tip well and I'm not a huge pain in the ass. Kindness: It directly benefits everyone!

"And also, calling Knocked up sexist while starring in Ugly Truth is redundant and hypocritical."

This is an exciting turn of events! I thought for sure the exposed nipple pendulum was swinging in the "Let 'Em Loose, Everybody" direction, though I guess there is some equality to be had if everyone's nipples are inappropriate.

It must be terrible to go through a hard time in your life with (ostensibly) no support system other than the internet but there is absolutely no excuse for dragging someone else down with you. It's all well and good that she publicly recanted her statements, but the repercussions of her actions will echo through this…

Definitely Dilton and Moose are a close tie for second. A big, lovable oaf and a compassionate brainiac! What's not to love?

This is magnanimous of Archie and everything, but for the life of me I can't understand what Betty OR Veronica ever saw in that indecisive little shithead. Even when I was 10 years old reading Double Digests I was confused.

Maybe I'm just a cranky asshole today but this girl better be thanking her lucky stars for nepotism. Her facial expression is as flat as a pancake.

The ending to the last story is so deeply satisfying that it actually filled me with warmth and joy. Is that wrong? Nah, nevermind, I don't care.

COOK. That kid broke my damn heart. Right after Chris broke my heart. Actually, that whole show broke my heart.

I am very excited to see this movie, but if Maurice isn't in it I will be disappointed and sad.

Jeans without all that extraneous crap (Embroidered back pockets! Faded knees/thighs! Pre-ripping!) are far too rare. Maybe I'll have to check them out...Also, I do have an aunt who swears by their swimsuits so those might be worth a look as well. Off to the Lands' End website!

Just Googled side-by-side pics, and you are 100% correct. Strong genes in that family!