Thanks for the heads up! I actually prefer skinny legged jeans because I find that when I try to buy standard jeans they are unflatteringly large in the thigh area 90% of the time.

Whoa, he and Michelle Obama have the EXACT same cheekbones. There should be a club for successful Craig Robinsons.

The ratio is unimportant to me! Still counts as husky in my mind.

I'm 5'5", so I am very thoroughly average height-wise. Like you, it is very easy for me to venture into unshapely block person territory. Do you wear a lot of dresses/skirts? They are my salvation.

Always here for Craig Robinson. Darryl Philbin pretty much became my later season crush on The Office.

Maybe I need to get myself over to The Gap, then. I've only ever truly loved two pairs of pants in my life, and they were both high-waisted. One pair was from Bebe, and the other from Express. Both are sadly old and decrepit, and I desperately need new jeans that aren't super-ultra low-rise. That trend needs to die.

I often feel misshapen! No one knows what to do with a long torso-ed, short-legged, big-assed/boobed, broad-shouldered lady! I sometimes feel like a circus mirror person.

I would jump for joy if stores actually just listed measurements. Like, is it that hard? Also, the Short, Regular, and Long thing for pants is stupid and irritating. Just list waist size and inseam!! "Short" is completely arbitrary. Also, it would be awesome if companies made different crotch-to-waistband lengths.

Paris Hilton can try all she wants but "Stars are Blind" will forever be her musical legacy. It's magical.

This is all I can see when I look at this dress. The lace-up thing needs to just stay dead please.

What if I told you that not everyone has the luxury of being selective about who employs them? WHAT THEN.

The Ugly Truth was a fucking abomination. Total misogynistic garbage.

The ties remind me of that awful trend in the early 2000s where everything was tied with brown suede laces. Everything. Tops, skirts, jeans. No. Thank. You.

This needs an NSFW tag because I am weeping at my desk and I'm pretty sure I'm going to get a concerned visit from my cubicle neighbor.

I'd totally let Gerard Butler put his thumb up my butt, just sayin'. Everything else though? Blech. Anyone who associates with Joe fucking Francis is worthy of the biggest side eye one can muster.

I must have fallen and greivously injured my brain because I am enjoying the hell out of this outfit.

I won't lie, I still bump "When I Get You Alone" in the shower. It's stupidly fun to dance to.

It's really nice to have my suspicions about nice-seeming people's niceness confirmed. This is great news.

YESSSSS.

TEAM BANGS 4 LIFE.