Thank god I'm not the only one.

Same. Thank you for being the one to say it.

This is one of my favorite internet rumors. There's just the right amount of plausibility.

The article itself is SFW but it remains to be seen* whether it is Safe for Life.

I like to think I'm fairly forgiving about text communication but there is seriously nothing that kills my desire to sleep with someone faster than receiving "?????" or "Hello???" if I don't respond to a text quickly enough.

First time commenting on Deadspin. If this is how this site is going to be I will have to delete sorry :(

Thank you for enlightening me. He is gorgeous.

CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING THAT SOCCER PLAYER* THOUGH. "Oh hey, no big deal but Rihanna tweeted about how good I look."

I came here to post this exact thing. It's sad that the bar is so low, but I get SO EXCITED when people don't misgender others.

Dont apologize to us. Apologize to your poor, unkempt anus.

I have to honestly say that I'm sad this is going away if only for the amazing recaps on GoFugYourself. They slay me.

"I have verified top 20 actors have so many anus maintenance products in their bathroom you would think they were porn stars."

I know I should hate him but his self-aware douchebaggery makes me love him a little bit.

And liberal men, it seems, apply a double standard to conservative women, unloading the same sort of vitriol against them that they'd decry if it were aimed at women with whom they agreed.

Let me join you in your happiness. I kind of love it and I'm not even sorry.

I'm very deeply in love right now.

I agree with you because this new movie looks atrocious, but aside from the Rob Schneider horribleness 50 First Dates was cute as hell. Drew Barrymore is a delight.

Only if you promise to continue being needlessly condescending!

I don't want to come off like an apologist but is it maaaaaybe possible the thing Rihanna posted next to the frowny face is a response to a meme she saw and the "She gets it" tweet was actually meant to be a compliment? Or am I just grasping at straws? Legitimately asking, but just know that I'm tenuously holding on…

I wonder if that drone had sound because if so, I'd like to think if this happened to me I'd fart right in its stupid drone face.