James Franco seems like more of a Crisco-brand canola oil guy to me.

When I was a senior in college I gained a ton of weight and sweatpants were all that fit me right then and in that moment I knew the true depths of Regina's despair.

I'm weirdly proud of Nicole Richie and her career trajectory. I just really like her and I always have.

This is so cute I can't even pick a favorite part. (Although as a swimmer I greatly appreciate the enthusiastic inclusion of the swim team.) SERIOUSLY. I can't even imagine how much fun this was to put together.

Everyone is so god damn determined to rain on the pot vending machine parade but I would like to take a moment to say how proud I am that my state is embracing the majesty of legalized weed. POT 4 THE PEOPLE 4EVA.

I vehemently protested when my one-time therapist tried to tell me to consider anti-depressants but I told myself if ever that time came I'd try Zoloft first because this damn circle is so cute.

Thank you for articulating the problem I have with what Dunham said. I don't dislike her, and I enjoy her show but it's like she's right on the cusp of understanding issues like this but her insistence on only acknowledging her own perspective/experience is maddening. I think she's smart enough to get it but she just…

From the looks of it, this mugshot was taken in the backseat of the car at the moment of his arrest. Do you think he maintained that facial expression during the ride to the station?

Darn! I thought we could bond about it. You make a really good point, though, because yeah it sounds really self-involved. I'm no Johnny Depp fangirl, but maybe he's being cagey because he doesn't want to get specific or people will keep asking about his personal life? I don't know, I just don't want to believe a…

That picture from The Ring is literally the only scary thing about that whole fucking movie and now it's BURNED INTO MY BRAIN AND IT'S DARK OUT WAHH.

I read it and vomited a little in my mouth, but that has less to do with the statement itself and more to do with the fact that it RHYMED and nothing makes me more uncomfortable than rhyming in a non-rhyming context. Maybe you are the same but you just don't know it yet!

I've never heard that before but it's so accurate I'm going to steal it and teach it to everyone I know.

Two weeks ago he retweeted a joke I made about the episode where he *SPOILER ALERT (MAYBE?)* got fake-kidnapped by Abby and I will probably make sure someone mentions in my obituary when I die. This is my only interaction with him and it hardly even counts as one but I refuse to believe he is anything less than a…

Someone at Rolling Stone is confused about how to spell "dawg" and it's very off-putting in context.

OH MY GOD. My jaw literally dropped. I don't even understand people. How did EVERYONE get on board with that?? How many drugs?

This is helpful and relevant in all situations.

UH OH. Jessica Lange better watch out. If only she knew how Marc Jacobs destroys lives with his incessant COPYING and OBSESSIONS.

Cunt Dracula is actually pretty funny. But I would never buy these because I'm a weirdo who only wears thongs INCLUDING when I menstruate. Plus I need my period panties to be all black all the time otherwise disaster strikes. But I don't totally hate the concept even though I totally understand why it might bother…