I LOVE THAT. This is now my new strategy for when I get mad that fashion-y waist belts make me look bizarre. You are amazing.

It can be that, too. I always called that "quad-boob", though. I have a great many names for boob things.

Can "second rack" be a thing next? (It's when your ribcage sticks out and makes it look like you have a second set of boobs.)

WAIT WHY AM I CRYING THOUGH.

UMUMUM. Did you just call that joint a Colorado cigarette and have you trademarked it? I'm definitely looking to say that constantly.

The writer of the first letter really does sound like a thoughtful, awesome person. I have friends in similar positions whereas I signed my soul and future earnings to the Wells Fargo devil years ago. Sometimes it sucks (I still live at home because my student loans take a huge chunk out of my earnings, they live in…

This piece totally reminded me of Smosh. Did anyone watch Smosh? I remember getting super into them in high school because they were cute older boys and they did goofy things on the internet. APPARENTLY they are still on Youtube doing things. They are like the granddaddys of this generation of Youtube boys.

That's a fair assessment. I guess I've just interacted with more boneheads in my life because I've definitely heard people say things along those lines and mean it. I guess our interpretations of that scene are just a little different!

The thing is, though, that is the context of the scene. She might not harbor any actual animosity towards minorities, but she flippantly says something hugely problematic (and, yes, awful) that betrays her lack of awareness. I love Community. The show itself says a lot of great stuff and this scene is a perfect…

Yes!! Perfect explanation. She's an entertaining character, obviously, but she is definitely not my favorite TV feminist by a long shot.

Gillian Jacobs? Amazing. Britta Perry? Ummmmm....

I got food poisoning last year and this gif was the only thing that brought me joy during that dark, dark period.

I am nothing if not fantastic at making gigantic leaps of logic when it suits my purposes. (Though I try to only do it when it's useless pop culture trivia.)

"I was so embarrassed after I recorded the song because I'm just talking shit. And I'm like, 'I can't play this for my husband.' I still haven't played it for my mom. She's going to be very mad at me."

Still reppin' Hanson's Christmas album, Snowed In. I listen to their cover of "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" EVEN IN THE SUMMERTIME.

The Professor and the Madman, $12.90, Amazon

House of Leaves, $13.49, Amazon

This is Columbia's Women’s Lay ‘D’ Down Jacket. It is my most favorite thing about wintertime. It has thumb loops! The fur part of the hood is removable! The hood is removable! A few weeks ago I wore it snowboarding and then I wore it to dinner later and I got lots of compliments. It is warm.