Oh, Kanye. Kanye, Kanye, Kanye. Everyone knows the best way to deal with breakups is to go to Taco Bell and get all of the cheap stuff and park your car in a parking lot and cry-eat to the best soft rock hits from the 80's, 90's and today.

ORLANDO NOOOOOOOOOO.

I resent Jenny McCarthy for making me snort at her joke.

No bull shit, Aaron Paul's love for his wife at the Emmy's two years ago is the reason I started watching Breaking Bad. Totally irrelevant to anything, except that they are cute and go them!

I love space but I didn't love this movie. It was a very confusing experience for me. The space scenes were undoubtedly gorgeous but the plot didn't move me in a way that stuck, which is crazy because the acting was spectacular? I have no idea. The cinematography was haunting and beautiful, though. Space!

Bat woman! That's what I would think if I saw you. Also, the thing I love about Halloween is that you can have themed accessories of all kinds and people will just accept that you are that thing. No explanation needed.

THAT IS SO AMAZING. Unfortunately I have no hot glue gun but I am absolutely putting this idea in my journal for future Halloweens. So fantastic.

Oooooh to your femme fatale costume. That sounds amazing!

"PUNCHLINES."

HELP!!

Oh, gross. I know exactly what you mean when you say that and it is nightmarish. I'm glad I can be a palate cleanser!

Um. Not to derail or anything, but did the waiter tell the couple he was gay? I'm willing to bet they assumed, which is stupid and frustrating to begin with because way to perpetuate homophobic stereotypes.

I sincerely hope Harrison gets more character development this season because he is a delight when he's onscreen. His little dance when he made those phone calls about having a new client last night was cute. He could be so great, I think.

OH DUH. This show operates at such a break-neck pace that I forgot most of her entire plot lines from the past two seasons. I loved her cute journalist boyfriend, and her shell-shocked reaction was really, really sad. You are absolutely correct. Although I am still getting some off vibes from her lately. Which could…

I never realized how closely he resembles a begging puppy. Into it.

I agree. I think Mellie also suffers from having a ton of ambition with nowhere to put it which makes her seem horrible and conniving but she is obviously so much smarter, at least politically*, than her husband. It makes it really hard not to root for her a little bit.

I'd like to cosign all of this and also add that Huck gets to have his obsession with killing and not be weird because he was trained that way and also he's obviously very conflicted about his actions. Quinn is just SUPER INTO MURDER with no actual reason other than it feels good/interesting to her. She's gonna murder…

The moment a man wordlessly refills my wine glass is the moment I know he is The One. It would also be really great if he looked like Scott Foley.

The day that teenagers stop grinding to edited versions of popular hip hop songs at school dances is the day hell freezes over. I've never understood this logic, anyway. Teenagers are already awkwardly fumbling around with each others' genitals. Literally the only difference between this and the back row of the movie…