Not interested. I know your kind in real life and I will not drink your homemade kombucha and read your musings on the "ephemeral nature of time and days" and I don't care how grounded you feel when you rub dirt on your face to exfoliate.

Someone get Lysa Cooper a reality TV show, stat. Related, this is one of the greatest supercut videos of all time:

Probably when it comes to a lot of other things, too, and I am not just talking about sex..

That is one of the better apologies I have ever read.

That is nowhere near as fun as my method.

It's one of my favorites ever and it is just so rare that I get the opportunity to use it and have it actually be relevant.

Yes, that's exactly what I said.

It is truly a thing of beauty.

What about an accompanying crotch grab?

I used to be the WORLD'S ASSHOLIEST SIZE QUEEN (okay, maybe second to Rihanna but that's only because she has the advantage of exposure and is also supa hot) but then I experienced the best sex of my life with an average-sized dude and I realized how much of an idiot I was. As always, cliches are cliches for a reason…

You know, it's pretty impressive when a male actor (pornographic or otherwise) self-identifies as a feminist. It shouldn't be, but it is. Good on him.

Okay, I admit that I didn't know anything about that whole situation other than that comment that I read today. I stand corrected, I had no idea he apologized. However, I don't know how you can look at yourself in the mirror with that makeup and not realize that something isn't right, or, you know, not researching the…

Oh no, I came down here to say exactly the same thing. My face after I read that was all:

Whoa, gross he did? Ugh. Keni Styles is a babe, and my vagina has a conscience so I guess no more Danny Wylde for me!

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE.

Can someone please enlighten me as to why so many people think Hugh Jackman is gay? Because I'm genuinely at a loss and it's irritating.

Pffcchhhkk obviously.

Oh, me too! I have a lot of emotions when it comes to television and movies. Especially when scored well, as trailers generally are.

I see a double feature in gender studies classes abrewin'!

I saw the preview for the Smurfs movie before Despicable Me 2 (which, obviously, is superior in every way but especially musically due to PHARRELL) and it actually made me angry. Like, frothing with rage. I have no idea why but I had to share it because it's sort of relevant.